Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.

Joey Tribbiani: How come those?

Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds “zexy.”

Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?

Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, “Get out before they go down.”

Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.

From Friends – Season 2 Episode 21: ‘The One with the Bullies’ (2×21) | Produced by NBC