Phoebe Buffay: I’m always the last to know.

Monica Geller: You are not. We tell you stuff.

Phoebe Buffay: I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey, when he was moving in.

Joey Tribbiani: What?

Phoebe Buffay: Oh… Looks like I was second to last.

From Friends – Season 1 Episode 7: ‘The One with the Blackout’ (1×07)