Joey Tribbiani: Folks are really that bad?

Ross Geller: Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they’re doing. They take their time. They get the job done.

Monica Geller: They say that you can’t change your parents. Boy, if you could, I’d want yours (points at Ross).

From Friends – Season 1 Episode 2: ‘The One with the Sonogram at the End’ (1×02)