Leonard Hofstadter: So, I've narrowed it down to three worthwhile projects, but I only have the money to fund one of them. Lucky for you, I have a solution.

President Siebert: I can't wait.

Leonard Hofstadter: You free up more money and I fund all of them.

President Siebert: Mm, no.

Leonard Hofstadter: Or... hear me out... yes. That way, e-everybody's happy.

President Siebert: You can't make everybody happy.

Leonard Hofstadter: I think I can.

President Siebert: You can't.

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, actually...

President Siebert: You're making me unhappy.

Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, what would you do?

President Siebert: I'd find some sap and put him in charge so I wouldn't have to be the bad guy.

Leonard Hofstadter: That's a really good ide... Oh.