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Sheldon Cooper: I'm trying this new technique where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Y-You mean empathy?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I thought I came up with it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, regardless, I-I appreciate the effort.

Sheldon Cooper: Thank you. It's really hard.

Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

Sheldon Cooper: That is a list of all the different types of natural disasters.

Penny Hofstadter: “Fire-quake”?

Sheldon Cooper: I made that one up. Which I shouldn't have, because now I'm scared of it.


Leonard Hofstadter: Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects, and how fun it would be to recreate them.

Amy Farrah Fowler: We're making hot ice.

Leonard Hofstadter: Mm-hmm. It's pretty cool.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Nice one. (Amy and Leonard high five)

Sheldon Cooper: If experimenting on humans is morally wrong, then I don't want to be morally right.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I need to tell you something about Howard, but you can't tell him that I told you.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Nope. Don't want to hear it. Do not like to engage in gossip.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay. I respect your integrity.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Is it about his special underwear? Because I already know. And that's all I'll say. Fine, it has a charcoal filter in it.


Leonard Hofstadter: I'm starting a book.

Sheldon Cooper: That would be big news from Penny, but you've read a book before.

Penny Hofstadter: He means he's writing a book.

Leonard Hofstadter: I do. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time.

Penny Hofstadter: Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicist who solves crimes using science.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Leonard...

Leonard Hofstadter: It's not about you!

Sheldon Cooper: He probably has to say that for legal reasons.


Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.

Leonard Hofstadter: Isn't Halley's birthday the same as Amy's?

Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, but we're not doing anything big 'cause she's one, Bernadette's on bed rest, and I'm lazy.


Sheldon Cooper: You know, we did get dressed up and come all the way to City Hall.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you thinking?

Sheldon Cooper: I have always wanted a permit to dispose of hazardous waste.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Let's do it.


Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I never thought I'd want to marry anyone. So the fact that I found you is astonishing. It's-it's like finding dark matter, except they're looking for dark matter. I wasn't even looking for you. S-So you're even better than dark matter. Plus, plus, you interact with light, so I can see you. And, also, you don't account for the missing mass in the universe. But when you make a discovery like this, you don't just take it down to City Hall... you tell the whole world. And so I'll say it in Latin or Klingon or-or smoke signals, if-if that's not cultural appropriation.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It is.

Sheldon Cooper: Okay, so not smoke signals. But I want to do this right.


Sheldon Cooper: I'm getting married. The new Star Wars movie's coming out. We are really finishing this year strong.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay, but of the two of tho...? You know, I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not gonna ask.



The lives of two geniuses named Dr. Leonard Hofstader and Dr. Sheldon Cooper change when they meet their new neighbor; motivated but unsuccessful actress Penny, who now works as a waitress at a diner. As they struggle socially, Penny decides to help them discover the world that they know everything about, but yet know nothing about how to live in it. Friends Howard and Rajesh are along for the ride. (IMDb) │ Produced by CBS

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