100+ Best 'The Big Bang Theory' Quotes - "Bazinga!"

Rajesh Koothrappali: If you like fixing people, I could use some help.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Raj. Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Uh, well, one day I just woke up and realized they looked silly.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Yes, you did. All on your own. (whispers to Howard): That's how good I am.

3.2.2019 Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I can't believe Penny doesn't want to head up my sales team.

Rajesh Koothrappali: That's too bad. But it's her decision, not yours.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Do you hear how dumb you sound?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Why does this matter to you so much?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Because I believe in her, and I make people better. It's what I do.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Against their will?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: It's no fun if they want to. That's just called watching. Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he's a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: He thinks that, too. That's how good I am.

3.2.2019 I make people better. It’s what I do.

Penny Hofstadter: I'd be in charge of people that are far more educated with more experience; what if they don't listen to me?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Then you be really mean to them. Have I taught you nothing? Penny, everybody feels like you do. Like they're not good enough, not smart enough.

Penny Hofstadter: What, even you?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Of course.

(Assistant enters the room...)

Assistant: Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me...

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hey, did they not teach knocking at Stanford? Get out! (he runs away) I love that kid.

3.2.2019 Be really mean to them. Have I taught you nothing?

Amy Farrah Fowler: The last time we were in this room, we were getting married.

Sheldon Cooper: I remember. It's a lot less impressive without Mark Hamill in it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: That's what you said about our honeymoon.

Sheldon Cooper: And I stand by it.

3.2.2019 It’s a lot less impressive without Mark Hamill in it.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x13 | Leonard Hofstadter: I am so proud of you. Penny Hofstadter: Well, I know how to do the dishes. Just, sometimes I'm tired. Leonard Hofstadter: No, I-I mean, I'm proud of how well you're doing at work. Are you even using soap? Penny Hofstadter: Do you want to do this? Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I really do.

3.2.2019 I know how to do the dishes.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

3.2.2019 Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Amy Farrah Fowler: A team of physicists confirmed super-asymmetry. Our paper was right. We did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did it?

Amy Farrah Fowler: We did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did it.

Amy and Sheldon (screaming): We did it! We did it! We did it!

(Rest of the gang can hear them outside of the appartment)

Penny Hofstadter: Aw, remember when they only did it on her birthday?

3.2.2019 Remember when they only did it on her birthday?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Howie, shh.

Howard Wolowitz: What?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't bad-mouth Anu. They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. I mean, remember when we broke up, and Penny said all those mean things about you?

Howard Wolowitz: What did she say?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I don't want to get into it. Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

3.2.2019 Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you even read the article? Because I talk about you continuously.

Sheldon Cooper: I know, and it just made you sound modest and charming.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Why can't you just be proud of me?

Sheldon Cooper: I am proud of you.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Really? Because you sound jealous.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, I'm that, too. I've seen Inside Out. I know I can feel two things at once. (Bernadette shoots them both with a paintball gun...) Well, now I feel three things.

3.2.2019 I’ve seen Inside Out. I know I can feel two things…

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x11 | (Picking out teams for paintball...) Penny Hofstadter: I take Bernadette. Howard Wolowitz: Really? You're picking her over me? Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, 'cause she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom.

3.2.2019 She’s vicious and can hide behind a mushroom.

Sheldon Cooper: Congratulations, Amy. I'm so proud of you.

President Siebert: And that headline... "The Neurobiologist Who Revolutionized Physics."

Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry. The who who did what to... huh?

3.2.2019 The who who did what to… huh?

Howard Wolowitz: Everything okay?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. I helped her install it.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't look at it. That's spying.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Who the hell is this guy?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Ooh, let me see.

3.2.2019 You can’t look at it. That’s spying.

Anu: So I told my mom she just needed to back off. This is our wedding, and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, it's going to be my man.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Thank you. I mean, I-I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, but... this is my special day.

3.2.2019 I’m not trying to be a groomzilla, but…

Denise: Actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.

Stuart: Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?

Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you... I broke up with you, and now I'm dating... that guy.

Stuart: I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.

Denise: Isn't it fight-or-flight?

Stuart: Not for me.

3.2.2019 My flight-or-flight response doesn’t…

Sheldon Cooper: Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift. It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes.

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion.

Sheldon Cooper: Well, as I always say, a stranger's just a friend who hasn't complimented me yet.

3.2.2019 Stranger’s just a friend who…

Title:	The Big Bang Theory
Format:	TV Series
Genres:	Comedy, Romance
Produced by:	CBS
Release Date:	1 May 2006
Status:	Ended with Season 12 in 2019
Number of seasons:	12

Character	Played by
Amy Farrah Fowler	Mayim Bialik
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz	Melissa Rauch
Beverly Hofstadter	Christine Baranski
Howard Wolowitz	Simon Helberg
Leonard Hofstadter	Johnny Galecki
Penny Hofstadter	Kaley Cuoco
Rajesh Koothrappali	Kunal Nayyar
Sheldon Cooper	Jim Parsons
Stuart	Kevin Sussman

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