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Synopsis/Summary

The lives of two geniuses named Dr. Leonard Hofstader and Dr. Sheldon Cooper change when they meet their new neighbor; motivated but unsuccessful actress Penny, who now works as a waitress at a diner. As they struggle socially, Penny decides to help them discover the world that they know everything about, but yet know nothing about how to live in it. Friends Howard and Rajesh are along for the ride. (IMDb)

Info and Release Dates

Produced by: CBS
Release Date: 1 May 2006
Status: Now airing – Season 12

Howard Wolowitz: So, he was your best friend growing up?

Tam Nguyen: Yes.

Howard Wolowitz: Were there no other kids in Texas?

Leonard Hofstadter (to Tam): Why did you and Sheldon stop being friends? What did you do?

Rajesh Koothrappali: And don't worry, even though we just met you, we think you're right and he's wrong.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Who's Tam?

Sheldon Cooper: He was my best friend in the whole world growing up.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Really? Why have I never heard you mention him before?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, of course I have. I'm sure I've mentioned him, like, five times this week.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't think you have.

Sheldon Cooper: Tam! Tam! Tam! Tam! Tam! There, it's only Thursday.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I didn't just drink the crazy milk, I bought the crazy cow.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What the hell, Penny?!

Penny Hofstadter: I'm gonna need more than that.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You're not having kids? How could you do this to me?

Penny Hofstadter: How is it any of your business?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids. Who's gonna be friends with them now?

Penny Hofstadter: They will find other friends.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, sure, 'cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends. Grow up!

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Man, that is one hot weather girl.

Howard Wolowitz: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You want to say it? You can say it.

Howard Wolowitz: Nice try. You're gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it's not weather girl, it's weather woman.

Amy's Mother (to Leonard): You are so naive. Blondie here is gonna chew you up and spit you out.

Penny Hofstadter: Well, don't tell him.

Leonard Hofstadter: Raj is on next.

Penny Hofstadter: All right. I can't believe they canceled Vampire Diaries but they'll show this.

Leonard Hofstadter: This is the news.

Penny Hofstadter: And that was a woman torn between two hunky vampires. What is your point?

Howard Wolowitz: That was weird, right?

Leonard Hofstadter: Was it? I-I honestly can't tell anymore.

Mark Hammil: Amy, do you take Sheldon for your lawful wedded husband?

Amy Farrah Fowler: I do.

Mark Hammil: And, Sheldon, same thing.

Sheldon Cooper: I do.

Mark Hammil: Then by the power vested in me by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com... I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Sheldon Cooper: Amy... I usually know exactly what to say. But in this moment... I have no words. I guess... I'm overwhelmed by you. In a good way. Not in the elevator in the Haunted Mansion way. Even if I can't tell you now how I feel, I will spend my life showing you how much I love you.

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Mark Hammil: We are gathered here today in the sight of family, friends and Almighty God.

Sheldon Cooper: That's too religious.

Mark Hammil: That lady over there made me say it.

Sheldon's Mother: He heard you, and he can't un-hear you.

Sheldon Cooper: Leonard. That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha... It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...

Leonard Hofstadter: Yep. Thank Wolowitz. He set it up.

Mark Hammil: Congratulations on your wedding.

Sheldon Cooper: Thank you. When this is over, I have 4,000 things for you to sign.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I-I thought Wil was marrying us.

Sheldon Cooper: Wolowitz got us an upgrade.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Another sci-fi guy with a beard. Seems lateral, but okay.

Penny Hofstadter: Where are you going?

Amy's Mother: This whole thing was a big mistake. I'm gonna find Amy and get her out of here.

Penny Hofstadter: Sit down!

Amy's Mother: Excuse me?

Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon loves Amy, and he would never hurt her on her wedding day or any other day, so park it. (Sheldon's mother gets up a wants to start a slow clap) Oh, you sit down, too.

Amy's Mother (to her husband): Are you gonna let her talk to me like that? Say something.

Amy's Father (to Penny): Thank you.

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