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Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): I want you to be in charge of our wedding. Just you tell me where and when, and I will show up with a boutonniere and close-toed shoes and a... a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo. That last part is non-negotiable.

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Sheldon Cooper: You're proposing that the self is an illusion, and that we actually have multiple centers of consciousness that are communicating with one another?

Penny Hofstadter: In laymen's terms, yeah.

Sheldon Cooper: Huh. Interesting. So you don't believe there's a Cartesian self that underlies the flux of experience?

Penny Hofstadter: Maybe in my twenties, not anymore.

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Amy Farrah Fowler: It's plausible that when we're asleep, aspects of our personality that we repress might come out.

Sheldon Cooper: Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig! And for the record, you make noises when you sleep, and I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw.

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Sheldon Cooper: I see why you turned it off. That guy sounds like an idiot.

Penny Hofstadter: Honey, that's you.

Sheldon Cooper: Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous. Like a Caucasian James Earl Jones. "Luke, I am your father." See?

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Sheldon Cooper: I found the perfect wedding date.

Amy Farrah Fowler: That's terrific!

Sheldon Cooper: No, it's not. It was May 19, 1996. We would have had a lovely wedding.

And our honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, you were 16.

Sheldon Cooper: And in Texas... no one would have batted an eye. Oh, wait, it's no good. That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And it's in the past!

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Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon's a complicated man.

Amy Farrah Fowler: He said "whatev."

Leonard Hofstadter: Give him a brain scan... that might be a tumor.

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Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I just met this woman. Why don't I wait a little and get to know her? Maybe I won't like her, and then I'd be happy to ruin her life with Stuart or Raj.

Howard Wolowitz: That's all I ask.

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Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (about new coworker): She's new in town, and I want to make her feel welcome. And let her know the office is full of liars before everyone tells her I'm mean.

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Amy Farrah Fowler: We just need a weekend date that's completely boring and uneventful.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Too bad you didn't get your ducks in a row, 'cause tonight would have been perfect.

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Sheldon Cooper: It's not just a date... it's a textbook optimization problem. There is a perfect date... just like there's a perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert.

Penny Hofstadter: Mm. There's no perfect dessert.

Sheldon Cooper: Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaur with chocolate frosting, a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, not touching. You'll see. You'll have it at our wedding.

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Leonard Hofstadter: Are we running there? Because watching drunk Sheldon run would be the highlight of my life.

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Leonard Hofstadter: Physics is all we're cut out for. I mean, if we weren't physicists, w-what would we be?

Howard Wolowitz: I don't know. Popular?

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