Rajesh Koothrappali: If you like fixing people, I could use some help.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Raj. Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?
Rajesh Koothrappali: Uh, well, one day I just woke up and realized they looked silly.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Yes, you did. All on your own. (whispers to Howard): That's how good I am.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I can't believe Penny doesn't want to head up my sales team.
Rajesh Koothrappali: That's too bad. But it's her decision, not yours.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Do you hear how dumb you sound?
Rajesh Koothrappali: Why does this matter to you so much?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Because I believe in her, and I make people better. It's what I do.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Against their will?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: It's no fun if they want to. That's just called watching. Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he's a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: He thinks that, too. That's how good I am.
Penny Hofstadter: I'd be in charge of people that are far more educated with more experience; what if they don't listen to me?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Then you be really mean to them. Have I taught you nothing? Penny, everybody feels like you do. Like they're not good enough, not smart enough.
Penny Hofstadter: What, even you?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Of course.
(Assistant enters the room...)
Assistant: Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me...
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hey, did they not teach knocking at Stanford? Get out! (he runs away) I love that kid.
Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.
Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it!
Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?
Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.
Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?
Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.
Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?
Amy Farrah Fowler: A team of physicists confirmed super-asymmetry. Our paper was right. We did it.
Sheldon Cooper: We did it?
Amy Farrah Fowler: We did it.
Sheldon Cooper: We did it.
Amy and Sheldon (screaming): We did it! We did it! We did it!
(Rest of the gang can hear them outside of the appartment)
Penny Hofstadter: Aw, remember when they only did it on her birthday?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Howie, shh.
Howard Wolowitz: What?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't bad-mouth Anu. They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. I mean, remember when we broke up, and Penny said all those mean things about you?
Howard Wolowitz: What did she say?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I don't want to get into it. Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you even read the article? Because I talk about you continuously.
Sheldon Cooper: I know, and it just made you sound modest and charming.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Why can't you just be proud of me?
Sheldon Cooper: I am proud of you.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Really? Because you sound jealous.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, I'm that, too. I've seen Inside Out. I know I can feel two things at once. (Bernadette shoots them both with a paintball gun...) Well, now I feel three things.
Denise: Actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Stuart: Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you... I broke up with you, and now I'm dating... that guy.
Stuart: I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
Denise: Isn't it fight-or-flight?
Stuart: Not for me.
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|Release Date:||1 May 2006|
|Status:||Ended with Season 12 in 2019|
|Number of seasons:||12|
The lives of two geniuses named Dr. Leonard Hofstader and Dr. Sheldon Cooper change when they meet their new neighbor; motivated but unsuccessful actress Penny, who now works as a waitress at a diner. As they struggle socially, Penny decides to help them discover the world that they know everything about, but yet know nothing about how to live in it. Friends Howard and Rajesh are along for the ride. (IMDb)
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A-Z List of Characters
|Amy Farrah Fowler||Mayim Bialik|
|Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz||Melissa Rauch|
|Beverly Hofstadter||Christine Baranski|
|Howard Wolowitz||Simon Helberg|
|Leonard Hofstadter||Johnny Galecki|
|Penny Hofstadter||Kaley Cuoco|
|Rajesh Koothrappali||Kunal Nayyar|
|Sheldon Cooper||Jim Parsons|