(Ian tells a story how he tried to steal a helicopter…)

Carl Gallagher: You shoot anyone?

Ian Gallagher: I never left basic.

Carl Gallagher: You can’t shoot anyone there?

Ian Gallagher: You can. I didn’t.

Carl Gallagher: You shot no one. You flew nothing. Why’d you even go there in the first place?

Ian Gallagher: Relationship issues.

From Shameless – Season 4 Episode 8: ‘Hope Springs Paternal’ (4×08) | Produced by Showtime