Lip Gallagher: She’s gotten hella clingy.
Kevin Ball: You rescued her cross-dressing sibling. You swashbuckled that sh*t, man. Seals the deal for a chick, I’m serious. Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank. She cook for you now? Fold your clothes?
Lip Gallagher: Sometimes.
Kevin Ball: She stay over more than four nights a week? Help you out with random stuff? Huh? Huh? Dude, you are ghetto married. Enjoy it. You get all the perks, no paperwork. Guys would kill for that setup.
Lip Gallagher: I kinda hate it.
From Shameless – Season 3 Episode 5: ‘The Sins of My Caretaker’ (3×05) | Produced by Showtime
