Wednesday Addams Quotes

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Wednesday Addams: Secrets are still lurking in the dark corners of Jericho. Were Laurel Gates and Tyler just pawns in a bigger game? Will today's stalker become tomorrow's nemesis? I know the suspense is killing you.

(Wednesday gets messages from an Unknown contact...)

Wednesday Addams: My very first stalker. Maybe this forced vacation will be more interesting than I imagined.

Xavier Thorpe: When I was in the cell I said a lot of... things. Being your friend should come with a warning label. But... I don't know a lot of people who would take an arrow for me. So... Welcome to the 21st century, Addams. (gifts her a smartphone) My number's in there already.

Wednesday Addams: That's a bold move. I hope you're not expecting me to call.

Xavier Thorpe: No, never. I'd settle for a text, though.

Enid Sinclair: Now that classes are canceled for the rest of the semester, you have to come visit me in San Francisco. I can pretty much guarantee fog and drizzle every day.

Wednesday Addams: Sounds tempting.

Tyler Galpin: Laurel said you were dead.

Wednesday Addams: I'm feeling much better now.

Tyler Galpin: You're like a cockroach.

Wednesday Addams: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.

Wednesday Addams (to Marilyn): You can drop the act, Laurel. I should have known it was you. Faking your death, securing a job at Nevermore, unlocking a Hyde. Typically, I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots. But yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.

Wednesday Addams: I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I've been the disappointment.

Enid Sinclair: Are you kidding me? I've learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but... most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.

Enid Sinclair: Will you forget about me?

Wednesday Addams: Enid... the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I'll think of you.

Enid Sinclair: Thanks. I guess.

Wednesday Addams (about Tyler): Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.

Enid Sinclair: Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.

Wednesday Addams: Never. More like evolving.

Enid Sinclair: Well, one inch of duct tape at a time.

Wednesday Addams: Why the sudden change of heart?

Enid Sinclair: Because we work. We shouldn't, but we do. It's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.

Valerie Kinbott: I'm going to recommend you stay in a juvenile psychiatric facility.

Wednesday Addams: Oh, please. You and I both know I'd be running that place in a week.

Uncle Fester: You'll always be my favorite, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Be sure to tell Pugsley that. It'll give him a complex.

(The Thing got stabbed and is not moving...)

Uncle Fester: He's gone, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: No, he's not. Thing. If you can hear me... if you die, I will kill you.

Wednesday Addams: You're making a mistake.

Tyler Galpin: Probably.

Wednesday Addams: Definitely.

(Tyler almost kisses Wednesday, but they get interrupted...)

Tyler Galpin: You can keep trying to push me away. It's not going to work.

Wednesday Addams: I almost killed you.

Tyler Galpin: I survived.

Wednesday Addams: Beginner's luck.

Character from Wednesday (2022)

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Above you’ll find the best quotes, dialogues and phrases by Wednesday Addams from the Netflix TV series Wednesday. The quotes there are sorted from the latest added. Let’s look at the best of the best quotes next.


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Wednesday Addams is a member of Addams Family. She is the eldest child, she has a younger brother Pugsley. Her parents are Morticia and Gomez Addams.

Wednesday Addams is played by the actress Jenna Ortega.


The pick of the top 10 famous one-liners ever said by Wednesday Addams:

  • “I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.” (to Enid – Ep. 1×01)
  • “I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.” (Ep. 1×01)
  • “When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope, shovel, hole.” (to Enid – Ep. 1×01)
  • “She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.” (about Enid – Ep. 1×01)
  • “Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.” (Ep. 1×02)
  • “I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.” (Ep. 1×02)
  • “I know I’m stubborn, single-minded and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. (Thing signs at her) Yes. And serial killers.” (Ep. 1×02)
  • “In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead?” (Ep. 1×06)
  • “I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace. What’s not to like about that?” (Ep. 1×06)
  • “I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them.” (Ep. 1×06)



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