Wednesday Addams: I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I've been the disappointment.
Enid Sinclair: Are you kidding me? I've learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but... most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.
Enid Sinclair: Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.
Wednesday Addams: Never. More like evolving.
Enid Sinclair: Well, one inch of duct tape at a time.
Wednesday Addams: Why the sudden change of heart?
Enid Sinclair: Because we work. We shouldn't, but we do. It's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.
(Enid's mother is trying to make her to go to a werewolf conversion camp...)
Enid Sinclair: I'm not going. Not this summer. Not ever. If I'm meant to wolf out, then I'm going to do it on my own timeline and not yours. I hope that one day, you'll finally accept me for who I am.
Enid's father: I'm proud of you, kiddo. You do you.
(Enid is explaining why is there a Yeti statue at the prom...)
Lucas Walker (about Yetis): Do any go here?
Enid Sinclair: Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s. Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year. She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant. So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event. But in a fun way!
Enid Sinclair: So, um, I was thinking of sneaking behind the greenhouse tonight. Supposed to be a blue moon. Only happens once every 23 years or something crazy. Should get a killer view from there.
Ajax Petropolus: Cool. Hey, have fun. You know that's where a lot of kids go to hook up, right? I mean, it could get awkward.
Enid Sinclair: Ajax! I just spent all morning flirting and hinting and trying to act cute while brushing some roadkill just so you would ask me on a date.
Ajax Petropolus: Oh! Oh! That's what you were doing. I kind of wondered when you spent so long brushing that opossum's tail. Hey, so you want to meet up behind the greenhouse tonight?
Enid Sinclair: Yes. Yes, I do. (Ajax leaves) Yes! I can't believe he asked.