10+ Best 'Gomez Addams' Quotes

Donovan Galpin: So, your daughter and my son have become... close.

Gomez Addams: I pity any boy who gets caught in her viper's gaze, but he must be a good egg. She wouldn't tolerate anything less.

Gomez Addams (to Sheriff Galpin): I don't hold grudges, only blood debts.

Wednesday Addams: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she's five?

Gomez Addams: Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection.

Wednesday Addams: Or teach her how to swim with sharks?

Gomez Addams: They found you as cold-blooded as I do.

Wednesday Addams: The right way to flay a rattlesnake?

Gomez Addams: They really do taste like chicken when prepared properly.

Wednesday Addams: The point is, you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you've been more than adequate.

Gomez Addams: Gracias, Wednesday.

Gomez Addams: I'm sorry I wasn't a better father.

Wednesday Addams: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Gomez Addams: I know they make you feel uncomfortable.

(Wednesday visits her father in prison...)

Gomez Addams: My little tormenta, how's your mother?

Wednesday Addams: Devastated. She hates you in orange.

Gomez Addams (about Wednesday): We need to tell her.

Morticia Addams: She'll never believe us. We must stay strong. And hope that something more morbid comes along to distract her.

(Weems suggests to the Addams going to therapy with Wednesday might help...)

Gomez Addams: What can it hurt? To be honest, I've always been a big fan of head-shrinking.

Morticia Addams: It's not that kind of head-shrinking, mon chéri.

Gomez Addams: Well, that is disappointing. But anything for our little girl.

Gomez Addams (to Weems): We've always encouraged Wednesday to speak her mind. Sometimes her sharp tongue can cut deep.

Wednesday Addams: Since you've abandoned me here, I've been hunted, haunted... and the target of an attempted murder.

Gomez Addams: Ah, Nevermore. I love you so.

Gomez Addams (to Wednesday): There she is. Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

Morticia Addams: How are you, my little rain cloud?

(The Addams family arrives at Nevermore...)

Gomez Addams: Ah, the fetid air of teenage angst. These were the best years of our lives, were they not, Tish?

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