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Wednesday Quotes

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(Weems suggests to the Addams going to therapy with Wednesday might help...)

Gomez Addams: What can it hurt? To be honest, I've always been a big fan of head-shrinking.

Morticia Addams: It's not that kind of head-shrinking, mon chéri.

Gomez Addams: Well, that is disappointing. But anything for our little girl.

Gomez Addams (to Weems): We've always encouraged Wednesday to speak her mind. Sometimes her sharp tongue can cut deep.

Wednesday Addams: Since you've abandoned me here, I've been hunted, haunted... and the target of an attempted murder.

Gomez Addams: Ah, Nevermore. I love you so.

Gomez Addams (to Wednesday): There she is. Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

Morticia Addams: How are you, my little rain cloud?

(The Addams family arrives at Nevermore...)

Gomez Addams: Ah, the fetid air of teenage angst. These were the best years of our lives, were they not, Tish?

Morticia Addams: I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder... I've never loved you more.

Bianca Barclay: You're lucky.

Wednesday Addams: Do tell.

Bianca Barclay: You don't care what people think of you.

Wednesday Addams: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

Bianca Barclay: You don't know what it's like.

Wednesday Addams: Being beautiful and popular?

Bianca Barclay: Never knowing people's true feelings. If someone likes me for me.

Wednesday Addams: What about your amulet?

Bianca Barclay: It's not foolproof. It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak. That's why Xavier broke up with me. He could never fully trust me. The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either. I never knew if they were real or not.

Wednesday Addams: Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Bianca Barclay: As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."

Tyler Galpin: Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

Wednesday Addams: Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank? I would have taken it further.

Tyler Galpin: Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met.

Wednesday Addams: I'd do it again.

(Enid is explaining why is there a Yeti statue at the prom...)

Lucas Walker (about Yetis): Do any go here?

Enid Sinclair: Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s. Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year. She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant. So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event. But in a fun way!

(Tyler sees Wednesday in her prom dress...)

Tyler Galpin: Wow, you look...

Wednesday Addams: Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?

Tyler Galpin: Amazing. I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.

(Thing got a prom dress for Wednesday...)

Wednesday Addams: How'd you pay for it? (Thing signs at her) Five-finger discount, of course.

Wednesday Addams (to Eugene): If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.

(Eugene and Wednesday are talking about the prom...)

Wednesday Addams: Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.