Wednesday Quotes

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(Enid is giving Wednesday a tour of the school...)

Enid Sinclair: Welcome to the quad.

Wednesday Addams: It's a pentagon.

Enid Sinclair: Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, and your parents pulled strings to get you off.

Wednesday Addams: Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting?

Wednesday Addams (about her parents): It's all a part of their nefarious, yet completely obvious plan.

Enid Sinclair: What plan?

Wednesday Addams: To turn me into a version of themselves.

Larissa Weems: I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm. Ophelia Hall.

Wednesday Addams (to her mom): Refresh my memory. Ophelia's the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family, correct?

Larissa Weems: You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Wednesday Addams: They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. I bet this place won't be any different.

Larissa Weems: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?

Wednesday Addams: And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive.

Larissa Weems: Wednesday is certainly a unique name. I'm guessing it was the day you were born?

Wednesday Addams: I was born on Friday the 13th.

Morticia Addams: Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme, "Wednesday's child is full of woe."

Morticia Addams: That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?

Wednesday Addams: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Wednesday Addams: The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together.

Wednesday Addams: I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

(After releasing piranas on bunch of bullies in a swimming pool...)

Wednesday Addams: I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

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