10+ Best 'Howard Wolowitz' Quotes

Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

3.2.2019 Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Howie, shh.

Howard Wolowitz: What?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't bad-mouth Anu. They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. I mean, remember when we broke up, and Penny said all those mean things about you?

Howard Wolowitz: What did she say?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I don't want to get into it. Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

3.2.2019 Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x11 | (Picking out teams for paintball...) Penny Hofstadter: I take Bernadette. Howard Wolowitz: Really? You're picking her over me? Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, 'cause she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom.

3.2.2019 She’s vicious and can hide behind a mushroom.

Howard Wolowitz: Everything okay?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. I helped her install it.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can't look at it. That's spying.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Who the hell is this guy?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Ooh, let me see.

3.2.2019 You can’t look at it. That’s spying.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Come on, you're a good magician. Howard Wolowitz: Really? You always called magic dumb. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You can be good at something dumb.

3.2.2019 You can be good at something dumb.

(Penny explains to others what not to say infront of Amy and Sheldon to not make them upset...)

Penny Hofstadter: We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think of their project or science or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures.

(Amy and Sheldon walk in...)

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you guys doing?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Nothing.

Sheldon Cooper: Nothing? Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot.

(Sheldon storms out of the room)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice going.

3.2.2019 Nothing? Like what my career has come to?

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x06 | Sheldon Cooper: Did you do something different to your hair? Howard Wolowitz: Yes. Sheldon Cooper: Looking good.

3.2.2019 Did you do something different to your hair?

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x05 | Rajesh Koothrappali: Please. I may be scared of heights and spiders and showing up at a costume party that turns out to be a regular party, but I am not scared of sharing the spotlight with you! (Rajesh storms out of the room and then realises, it's his office and returns...) Howard Wolowitz: What's happening? Rajesh Koothrappali: I just stormed out for dramatic effect. I... Actually, I-I don't have anywhere to go.

2.2.2019 I just stormed out for dramatic effect.

(Raj is introducing Andrea, the director of the planetarium, to Howard...)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice to meet you. I'm Howard Wolowitz. Engineer, husband, father... astronaut.

Andrea: Really? You're an astronaut?

Howard Wolowitz: Well, I don't like to brag.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, yeah, but somehow, you manage.

2.2.2019 Howard Wolowitz. Engineer, husband, father… astronaut.

Howard Wolowitz: So, he was your best friend growing up?

Tam Nguyen: Yes.

Howard Wolowitz: Were there no other kids in Texas?

18.10.2018 Were there no other kids in Texas?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Man, that is one hot weather girl.

Howard Wolowitz: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You want to say it? You can say it.

Howard Wolowitz: Nice try. You're gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it's not weather girl, it's weather woman.

18.10.2018 How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Howard Wolowitz: That was weird, right?

Leonard Hofstadter: Was it? I-I honestly can't tell anymore.

18.10.2018 That was weird, right? – I honestly can’t tell anymore.

Howard Wolowitz: Higgs had to wait almost 50 years before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.

Sheldon Cooper: 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Rajesh Koothrappali: You just have to wait for science to catch up or technology to get cheaper. Think about, uh, DVD players... they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.

12.8.2018 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x19 - Howard Wolowitz: Do you see anything that could help us locate her? Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hmm, let me have a look. Howard Wolowitz: She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It's not annoying at all. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. Isn't that from the comic book store? Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in. Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Fine. Zooming in. (brings the laptop closer to his eyes) Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, I know you're being a jerk, but it's actually helpful.

12.8.2018 Howard, zoom in. – Oh. Fine. Zooming in.

Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

25.1.2018 An equation. Isn’t it perfect?

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