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Howard Wolowitz: So, he was your best friend growing up?

Tam Nguyen: Yes.

Howard Wolowitz: Were there no other kids in Texas?
18.10.2018 Alesia Were there no other kids in Texas?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Man, that is one hot weather girl.

Howard Wolowitz: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You want to say it? You can say it.

Howard Wolowitz: Nice try. You're gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it's not weather girl, it's weather woman.
18.10.2018 Alesia How come if I say that I get in trouble?
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Howard Wolowitz: That was weird, right?

Leonard Hofstadter: Was it? I-I honestly can't tell anymore.
18.10.2018 Alesia That was weird, right? – I honestly can’t tell anymore.
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Howard Wolowitz: Higgs had to wait almost 50 years before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.

Sheldon Cooper: 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Rajesh Koothrappali: You just have to wait for science to catch up or technology to get cheaper. Think about, uh, DVD players... they used to cost, like, a thousand dollars, but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.
12.8.2018 Alesia 50 years? But I want to play with it now.
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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x19 - Howard Wolowitz: Do you see anything that could help us locate her? Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hmm, let me have a look. Howard Wolowitz: She's got eagle eyes, always spotting continuity errors in movies. It's not annoying at all. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Oh. There. Right there. Check out the pin on her jacket. Isn't that from the comic book store? Rajesh Koothrappali: Hmm, is it? Hey, Howard, zoom in. Howard Wolowitz: Oh. Fine. Zooming in. (brings the laptop closer to his eyes) Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, I know you're being a jerk, but it's actually helpful.
12.8.2018 Alesia Howard, zoom in. – Oh. Fine. Zooming in.
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Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."
25.1.2018 Alesia An equation. Isn’t it perfect?
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Leonard Hofstadter: Isn't Halley's birthday the same as Amy's?

Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, but we're not doing anything big 'cause she's one, Bernadette's on bed rest, and I'm lazy.
26.12.2017 Alesia Not doing anything big ’cause she’s one and I’m lazy.
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Howard Wolowitz: You and Amy having fun planning your wedding?

Sheldon Cooper: We're employing a mathematical approach called decision theory, so, heck, yeah.

Leonard Hofstadter: Heck, yeah? Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost-swear jar.
26.12.2017 Alesia Heck, yeah? Put a dollar in the almost-swear jar.
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Rajesh Koothrappali: Which breakup was that? Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre?

Howard Wolowitz: No, no. This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.

Penny Hofstadter: You have names for our breakups?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Well, they would really blur together if we didn't.
26.12.2017 Alesia You have names for our breakups?
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Howard Wolowitz: Hey, Bernie, you mind if I run to Leonard's and...

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Get a laptop full of money? Why are you still here?! Go, go, go!
26.12.2017 Alesia Get a laptop full of money? Why are you still here?!
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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Howard Wolowitz: It crashed. It's been doing that lately. I think it's got a virus from all the... music I've been downloading. Rajesh Koothrappali: What kind of music? Howard Wolowitz: Mostly Asian. Some oldies.
26.12.2017 Alesia Virus from all the… music I’ve been downloading.
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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Rajesh Koothrappali: Wow, I-I knew you were single back then, but that is a lot of porn... Howard Wolowitz: Science! A lot of science. Leonard Hofstadter: Wow, you were really into Asian science. (They're aware Bernadette can possibly hear them through baby monitor)
26.12.2017 Alesia Wow, you were really into Asian science.
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Rajesh Koothrappali: Can we start the movie?

Howard Wolowitz: Before Sheldon gets here? Last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month. So do it!
28.11.2017 Alesia Last time we did that, he didn’t talk to us for a month. So do it!
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Rajesh Koothrappali: You know who'd make a great Professor Proton? Meryl Streep.

Howard Wolowitz: She's not a scientist.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Uh, then explain to me why she has chemistry with literally everyone.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It would be nice if they cast a woman.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, you've already got Doctor Who and the Ghostbusters. Leave us something.
28.11.2017 Alesia Doctor Who and the Ghostbusters. Leave us something.
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Howard Wolowitz: Based on that ring on your finger, I'd say you're pretty good at controlling robots.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Careful, that's my fiancé you're talking about, and I can program him to hurt you.
28.11.2017 Alesia I can program him to hurt you.
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