Denise: Actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Stuart: Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you... I broke up with you, and now I'm dating... that guy.
Stuart: I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
Denise: Isn't it fight-or-flight?
Stuart: Not for me.
Stuart: Oh... the funniest thing happened today. You know the, uh, receipt tape in the cash register? It ran out. I didn't even know it could do that.