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Penny Hofstadter: I'd be in charge of people that are far more educated with more experience; what if they don't listen to me?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Then you be really mean to them. Have I taught you nothing? Penny, everybody feels like you do. Like they're not good enough, not smart enough.

Penny Hofstadter: What, even you?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Of course.

(Assistant enters the room...)

Assistant: Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me...

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Hey, did they not teach knocking at Stanford? Get out! (he runs away) I love that kid.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn't even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Amy Farrah Fowler: A team of physicists confirmed super-asymmetry. Our paper was right. We did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did it?

Amy Farrah Fowler: We did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did it.

Amy and Sheldon (screaming): We did it! We did it! We did it!

(Rest of the gang can hear them outside of the appartment)

Penny Hofstadter: Aw, remember when they only did it on her birthday?

Leonard Hofstadter: I have something that might help. It's-it's a recording of the only person whose opinion Sheldon actually respects.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Hawking? Feynman?

Leonard Hofstadter: No, himself. It's a pep talk he made when he was a kid. He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it for a real emergency.

Penny Hofstadter: What? You didn't break it out when he declared his room a sovereign nation and waged a trade war against us?

Leonard Hofstadter: His major export is talking. I didn't want that anyway.

(Penny explains to others what not to say infront of Amy and Sheldon to not make them upset...)

Penny Hofstadter: We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think of their project or science or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures.

(Amy and Sheldon walk in...)

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you guys doing?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Nothing.

Sheldon Cooper: Nothing? Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot.

(Sheldon storms out of the room)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice going.

Penny Hofstadter: Bernadette, why don't we get to dress up at work?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: We used to, but a couple guys in the infectious disease lab went as zombies and it triggered a quarantine. The CDC was so mad.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What the hell, Penny?!

Penny Hofstadter: I'm gonna need more than that.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You're not having kids? How could you do this to me?

Penny Hofstadter: How is it any of your business?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids. Who's gonna be friends with them now?

Penny Hofstadter: They will find other friends.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, sure, 'cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends. Grow up!

Amy's Mother (to Leonard): You are so naive. Blondie here is gonna chew you up and spit you out.

Penny Hofstadter: Well, don't tell him.

Leonard Hofstadter: Raj is on next.

Penny Hofstadter: All right. I can't believe they canceled Vampire Diaries but they'll show this.

Leonard Hofstadter: This is the news.

Penny Hofstadter: And that was a woman torn between two hunky vampires. What is your point?

Penny Hofstadter: Where are you going?

Amy's Mother: This whole thing was a big mistake. I'm gonna find Amy and get her out of here.

Penny Hofstadter: Sit down!

Amy's Mother: Excuse me?

Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon loves Amy, and he would never hurt her on her wedding day or any other day, so park it. (Sheldon's mother gets up a wants to start a slow clap) Oh, you sit down, too.

Amy's Mother (to her husband): Are you gonna let her talk to me like that? Say something.

Amy's Father (to Penny): Thank you.

(Penny and Amy are going through wedding magazines)

Amy Farrah Fowler: It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me.

Penny Hofstadter: No. This is just to give you ideas. You know, do-do you want something simple and elegant? I mean, do you want a train?

Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, we're talking about trains.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Not the kind of trains you like.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I like all kinds of trains... steam, diesel, coal, elevated, bullet. I defy you to name a train that I don't like.

Penny Hofstadter: The kind on the back of a wedding dress?

Sheldon Cooper: I did not see that coming. Good job.

(Leonard gets a text)

Penny Hofstadter: Who is that?

Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon.

Penny Hofstadter: Who is he mad at?

Leonard Hofstadter: Neil Gaiman.

Penny Hofstadter: Who's that?

Leonard Hofstadter: Not us.

Penny Hofstadter: Great.

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