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Sheldon Cooper: I'm going to try to do a better job of sharing the spotlight because we're a team.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I know this isn't easy, but you'll have a whole lifetime to practice.

Sheldon Cooper: I-It could take that long, I'm really bad at it.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: We realized that it's a gift, in the sense that we didn't ask for it, and we may not have chosen it...

Howard Wolowitz: And we already have one.

Penny Hofstadter: You know, whenever I find a top I like, I always go back and get a second one in a different color. (pause) Which I hope is not the case with your baby.

Sheldon Cooper: Let me give you a better question. Here, um, "Dr. Cooper, I heard you were working on a top-secret project for the U.S. military. Why don't you tell us about that?" See, that's a great question.

Amy's colleague: Okay, what was that like?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I can't tell you that, it's top-secret.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Why am I buying them a gift? They have love. Screw them and their happiness. What do you have for someone who's bitter and alone?

Stuart: Literally everything.

Mary Cooper (reacting to Sheldon getting engaged): Lord, thank you. Even though you can do anything, that was MIGHTY impressive.

Sheldon Cooper (with Leonard and Penny on the phone): We're not engaged, yet. She's taking forever to answer.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Because you're on the phone!

Sheldon Cooper: We'll call you back. (Sheldon ends the call and calls again a second later) She said yes.