Ella Lopez: I miss Charlotte.
Lucifer Morningstar: So do I, Ms. Lopez.
Ella Lopez: I can't believe she's really gone. And that Pierce would do what he did. I know, God works in mysterious ways, and bad things happen for a reason. But this many bad things, I just... I'm having a hard time finding any reason. Why would He do all this?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't actually think it's my Father's fault. See, all this time I thought it was Him pulling the strings. I've started to realize that we are the responsible parties. It's quite devious of Him, if you think about it. We've no one to blame but ourselves.
Ella Lopez: Screw that. I blame Pierce. And, Big Guy? You and I are on rocky ground.
Chloe Decker: I couldn't sleep last night, so I stayed up all night working, and, you know, I drank a lot of caffeine. Like, a lot.
Ella Lopez: Was it because of Pierce?
Chloe Decker: No. No. I... I don't think any of this is really about Pierce. I think if I'm honest with myself... all of this is about Lucifer. Lucifer's the... the reason that I said yes to Pierce, and... he's also the reason that I said no.
Mazikeen: Is that a wedding murder board?
Chloe Decker: I am just trying to stay organized here.
Mazikeen: Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. Nice work, Decker.
Ella Lopez: You see what I'm dealing with?
Chloe Decker: Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. Wedding stuff, not so much.
Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?
Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?
Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?
Marcus Pierce: Good morning, Detective Decker.
Chloe Decker: Good morning, Lieutenant Pierce.
Marcus Pierce: Hey. Have you seen the evidence closet?
Chloe Decker: Uh... no. (They go in the closet) Wow. This is a great closet. And, um...
(They start to make out and there is stuff falling on the other side of the wall - in the lab)
Ella Lopez: Oh, yeah. Get some, Decker.
Ella Lopez: They totally boned. (they = Chloe and Pierce)
Lucifer Morningstar: Miss Lopez, please don't be vulgar. The detective doesn't... bone.
Ella Lopez: Seriously, do you not see the epic fireworks? There's more chemistry over there than in my lab. And they just went to the Axara concert. It's a natural aphrodisiac.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if you're a pimply millennial, perhaps, but the detective is a grown woman with sophisticated tastes. Trust me, she's not so easily won over.
Ella Lopez: Oh, my God. You are totally freaking out right now.
Lucifer Morningstar: What?
Ella Lopez: About this coming between you and Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Don't be preposterous. I'm not freaking out about anything.
Ella Lopez: It's okay. Okay, I-I get it. You're afraid that they're gonna start spending all their time together. You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: I assure you, Miss Lopez, that is the least of my worries. The chemistry in there is just a... a flash in the pan.
Ella Lopez: Exactly. A completely hot flash in the pan. Lucifer, what you and Chloe have is on a total other level.
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. Nothing is changing.
Ella Lopez: Nope. Nope.
Chloe Decker: Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar: What, you want to become a female version of me? Okay. I'll gladly train you.
Ella Lopez: Chloe does Lucifer?
Chloe Decker: I wouldn't exactly word it that way...
Lucifer Morningstar: Get ready to go full me, Detective.
Ella Lopez: Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay.
Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, it's absolutely awful. Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. Well, screamer, actually.
Ella Lopez: No, I'm saying that for now, we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy.
Ella Lopez (to Amenadiel): You never know when your rock-bottom pain and humiliation can end up helping others. I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.