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Ella Lopez: I found this on her clothes, but dead end. Glitter's just an occupational hazard for Madison.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, she was a stripper.

Ella Lopez: No, elementary school teacher.

Ella Lopez: So, did you and Lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no-pants dance?

Chloe Decker: We sure did.

Ella Lopez: Well, I'm so sorry, Decker. You know, sometimes... Wait, I'm sorry. Rewind. Did you just say yes?

Chloe Decker: Uh-huh.

Ella Lopez: OMG! Oh! I was so ready to have my Deckerstar dreams crushed again.

Chloe Decker: Why?

Ella Lopez: 'Cause it's been one bummer after another with you two. I didn't want to get my hopes up.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, I know. I mean, it has been a long road, but, well, here we are.

Ella Lopez: I thought you guys were gonna finally, you know, hang out tonight. Mm.

Chloe Decker: Yeah, well, it... Got postponed.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I'd put it, like, in the thousands, probably. But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You're sexy.

Chloe Decker: That actually hadn't crossed my mind.

Ella Lopez: Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart.

Ella Lopez (high on "candy" speaking to Eve): I know I should be freaking out right now, but your hair is so shiny.

Chloe Decker: I miss him. I mean, he pisses me off all the time. And there are so many things about him that... that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way. Because... I'd rather have him in my life than not.

Ella Lopez: Well, then... I think you know what you need to do.

Ella Lopez: I'm usually not into reality shows either. I prefer more, you know, scripted-content, documentaries, but... I've got a little extra time these days, so... sort of kind of watched, uh, 27 seasons in two weeks.

Ella Lopez: Whenever I'm procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can't back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar.

Chloe Decker: Wasn't the, uh... the chicken's name Margaret?

Ella Lopez: Bob was my turtle.

Chloe Decker: What happened to Bob?

Ella Lopez: Didn't get along with Margaret.

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Ella Lopez: I think the Devil gets a bad rap.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. You do, do you?

Ella Lopez: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What, rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?

Lucifer Morningstar: Be still my heart. Do go on.

Ella Lopez: I suppose he does run Hell. That's not so great, you know, with the torture and eternal damnation.

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm retired. And besides, I didn't create Hell. I just worked there.

Ella Lopez: And now you're talking in the first person.

Ella Lopez: I miss Charlotte.

Lucifer Morningstar: So do I, Ms. Lopez.

Ella Lopez: I can't believe she's really gone. And that Pierce would do what he did. I know, God works in mysterious ways, and bad things happen for a reason. But this many bad things, I just... I'm having a hard time finding any reason. Why would He do all this?

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't actually think it's my Father's fault. See, all this time I thought it was Him pulling the strings. I've started to realize that we are the responsible parties. It's quite devious of Him, if you think about it. We've no one to blame but ourselves.

Ella Lopez: Screw that. I blame Pierce. And, Big Guy? You and I are on rocky ground.

Chloe Decker: I couldn't sleep last night, so I stayed up all night working, and, you know, I drank a lot of caffeine. Like, a lot.

Ella Lopez: Was it because of Pierce?

Chloe Decker: No. No. I... I don't think any of this is really about Pierce. I think if I'm honest with myself... all of this is about Lucifer. Lucifer's the... the reason that I said yes to Pierce, and... he's also the reason that I said no.

Mazikeen: Is that a wedding murder board?

Chloe Decker: I am just trying to stay organized here.

Mazikeen: Wow. Mug shot for the caterer. Nice work, Decker.

Ella Lopez: You see what I'm dealing with?

Mazikeen: Mm-hmm.

Chloe Decker: Guys, solving crimes makes sense to me. Wedding stuff, not so much.

Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?

Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?

Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?