100+ Best 'Lucifer' Quotes (TV Show): "It's Good to be Bad." | Page 2 of 24

God: Lucifer. At our family dinner... you were right. I could have been a better father to you.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, now you forego your mysterious ways. Just as you're leaving?

God: No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring. Which means... I can say something I've wanted to for a long time. I love you, son. And I am very proud of the man you've become.

God: I thought you wanted to be God.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I did. I... I do. But you've only just got here. Can't you... stay and annoy me for a bit longer?

God: I can tell you're struggling with something. Is there anything I can do to help?

Ella Lopez: Not unless you can smite the darkness out of me.

God: Everyone has darkness in them. It's not about getting rid of it. It's about accepting it.

Ella Lopez: Yeah, but mine's... mine's different. Deeper. It attracts me to bad people. I think... I think maybe I'm a bad person.

God: My child. The darker the darkness, the brighter the light. And you, Miss Lopez, shine so very, very brightly. I can see it all the way from Heaven.

Lucifer Morningstar: Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.

Mazikeen: But maybe it deserves one.

Lucifer Morningstar: You? Is that what you really want?

Mazikeen: I can't stay here, Lucifer. And I want to control who does the torturing.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well. I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. (hands her a drink) To Mazikeen. Queen of Hell.

Mazikeen: I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.

Remiel: It's obvious who will replace Father. It's Amenadiel.

Some of the Angels: Yes!

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel. It's going to be the handsomest of us all.

Gabriel: Hanjobadiel?

Lucifer Morningstar: No, not Hanjobadiel. It's going to be me.

Gabriel: What?

Zadkiel: No.

Chloe Decker: So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder?

Lucifer Morningstar: Should've known we'd smell something fishy.

Ella Lopez: Aww, Dad joke, nice.

Lucifer Morningstar: Thanks. I'm practicing.

Eve: I don't wanna live forever.

Mazikeen: Why the hell not?

Eve: Because I saw what it did to my son, Cain. You saw it too. Mortality is a gift. It makes you appreciate life.

Quote from Lucifer 5x11 | God: I'm sure everything will turn out just fine. Lucifer Morningstar: That's what you said about the bloody dinosaurs!

Quote from Lucifer 5x11 | Dan Espinoza: What's Hell like? Mazikeen: Oh, Hell is awesome. Dan Espinoza: Really? That's a relief. Mazikeen: The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls, begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come. Oh, you mean for you. Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro.

Protestor: The end is nigh! Are you prepared to meet your maker?

Lucifer Morningstar: Just got rid of him, thank you.

Lucifer Morningstar: If you can't fix me, Dad, then at least stop trying to control me.

God: How do I control you?

Lucifer Morningstar: You just made me sing again! I mean, it has to stop, Dad.

God: Actually, I... I don't think that's possible.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right, well, if you're not gonna try, then I don't know why I should bother.

God: It's not that I won't. It's that I'm not sure I can.

Lucifer Morningstar: What does that mean?

God: My powers, son. I think I'm losing control of them.

God (to Lucifer): Oh, my son, the Light Bringer. So full of light... that it blinds even you sometimes.

Lucifer Morningstar (about his father): He turned my crime scene into a music video.

God: And I do believe I detected a certain baritone singing the loudest.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's baritone-tenor split, and I can't help myself if the music starts. You know that, and that's why you're doing it! That's why you're doing it.

God: Whatever I do, he assumes the worst possible intentions.

Lucifer Morningstar: That's because nothing is ever good enough for you. "Why don't you have a desk? Why doesn't your car have a roof? Why's your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?"

(Lucifer is giving God a tour of his workplace...)

Lucifer Morningstar: Interrogation's through those doors. Lots of judging goes on in there. You'd like that.

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