God: Lucifer. At our family dinner... you were right. I could have been a better father to you.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, now you forego your mysterious ways. Just as you're leaving?
God: No need for them anymore now that I'm retiring. Which means... I can say something I've wanted to for a long time. I love you, son. And I am very proud of the man you've become.
God: I can tell you're struggling with something. Is there anything I can do to help?
Ella Lopez: Not unless you can smite the darkness out of me.
God: Everyone has darkness in them. It's not about getting rid of it. It's about accepting it.
Ella Lopez: Yeah, but mine's... mine's different. Deeper. It attracts me to bad people. I think... I think maybe I'm a bad person.
God: My child. The darker the darkness, the brighter the light. And you, Miss Lopez, shine so very, very brightly. I can see it all the way from Heaven.
Lucifer Morningstar: Father said Hell no longer needed a warden.
Mazikeen: But maybe it deserves one.
Lucifer Morningstar: You? Is that what you really want?
Mazikeen: I can't stay here, Lucifer. And I want to control who does the torturing.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well. I can't think of anyone I would trust more with our old home. (hands her a drink) To Mazikeen. Queen of Hell.
Mazikeen: I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.
Remiel: It's obvious who will replace Father. It's Amenadiel.
Some of the Angels: Yes!
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, actually, it's not going to be Amenadiel. It's going to be the handsomest of us all.
Lucifer Morningstar: No, not Hanjobadiel. It's going to be me.
Lucifer Morningstar: If you can't fix me, Dad, then at least stop trying to control me.
God: How do I control you?
Lucifer Morningstar: You just made me sing again! I mean, it has to stop, Dad.
God: Actually, I... I don't think that's possible.
Lucifer Morningstar: Right, well, if you're not gonna try, then I don't know why I should bother.
God: It's not that I won't. It's that I'm not sure I can.
Lucifer Morningstar: What does that mean?
God: My powers, son. I think I'm losing control of them.
Lucifer Morningstar (about his father): He turned my crime scene into a music video.
God: And I do believe I detected a certain baritone singing the loudest.
Lucifer Morningstar: It's baritone-tenor split, and I can't help myself if the music starts. You know that, and that's why you're doing it! That's why you're doing it.