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Lucifer Morningstar: Detective. You threw yourself onto me. You were willing to sacrifice yourself to save me.

Ella Lopez (high on "candy" speaking to Eve): I know I should be freaking out right now, but your hair is so shiny.

Lucifer Morningstar: I've gotten to know all of you in my time here, which is what makes this... my final case, so difficult. Dougie in the motor pool, who helped put a siren on my car. Thank you for that. Cucuzza in evidence, who always let me inspect the cocaine seizures first. And you. Nameless uni, I think I'll miss you most of all. So anyway, as a parting gift for everyone... I've hired a Carl's Jr. truck out in the parking lot. Free burgers for you all. Go on! Knock yourselves out.

Amenadiel: Eve. What are you doing here? Did you hurt Lucifer?

Eve: Only when he asked me nicely.

Eve: Look what came in the mail today. It's a me costume.

Lucifer Morningstar: I can see.

Eve: Does it make you want to come over here and... tempt me?

Eve: I did come back to Earth for the fun and the excitement. But, more specifically... I came back... for you. To be... with you. You know? Like old times.

Lucifer Morningstar: That was... thousands of years ago.

Eve: Yes, but it was also the best time of my life. Lucifer, I never felt more like myself than when I was with you.

Chloe Decker: I miss him. I mean, he pisses me off all the time. And there are so many things about him that... that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way. Because... I'd rather have him in my life than not.

Ella Lopez: Well, then... I think you know what you need to do.

Amenadiel: Linda's not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It's settled. Now, where do I put my knives?

Chloe Decker: You're different than me. You're stronger. You could have run, but you didn't. Why didn't you?

Linda Martin: I don't know. I guess... with all the bad... comes a lot of good. I got a best friend out of this. And the... most fascinating patient in the world. And this baby. Who saw that coming? I guess, as freaked out as I am... I'm really looking forward to being a mom. And meeting my son. Wings and all.

Lucifer Morningstar: We're not together together.

Eve: But we used to be. Maybe you've read about it in a little book called The Bible.

Bashir: Read about what?

Eve: You know, the garden, the snake, the apple.

Lucifer Morningstar: The metaphors were a bit off.

Eve: That's true. The forbidden fruit was less of an apple and more like a banana. A very large banana.

Lucifer Morningstar: It's true.

Eve: You never forget your first.

Linda's Obgyn: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.

Amenadiel: A boy?

Mazikeen: Better luck next time.

Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?

Linda's Obgyn: Typically, there's only one p*nis.

Amenadiel: Nah. I was looking for the wings.

Linda's Obgyn: The wings?

Linda Martin: You know what? I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels.

Linda's Obgyn: Oh, yes!

(Linda pulls roughly Amenadiel close to her...)

Linda Martin: Wait, wings?

Linda's Obgyn: How have we been feeling?

Linda Martin: Great, actually. Tons of energy, sleeping well. Not to mention I have a truly supernatural support team. (Maze and Amenadiel are staring down the Obgyn)

Eve: I've been in heaven longer than any other human and, let me tell you, paradise can get a little... predictable.

Lucifer Morningstar: Preaching to the choir.

Eve: So I started meeting every new soul that was coming through those Pearly Gates, just taking in all their incredible stories, you know, about everything that was going on down here. And then... Then I realized something huge, Luce. What I truly desire most... can only be found down here.

Lucifer Morningstar: And what is it you truly desire?

Eve: Excitement! You know? Thrills. Just some good, old-fashioned fun. I'm due a lifetime or two of it.

Lucifer Morningstar: So you're telling me you came all this way... just to party?

Eve: And... you know... see my ex. I mean you are, after all, the only person I know down here.