Trixie Espinoza: I ate it.
Dan Espinoza: Mm-hmm.
Trixie Espinoza: But Lucifer said it was okay.
Dan Espinoza: Oh, really?
Trixie Espinoza: He said, if you really want to do something, you should. And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.
Chloe Decker: What made you think you'd get away with it? If you come clean now, I'll go easy on you. So, tell me... did you eat... the chocolate cake?
Trixie Espinoza: No, Mommy.
Trixie Espinoza: Remember last week, I told you that boy Noah kept throwing French fries at me at lunchtime?
Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm.
Trixie Espinoza: And you said it actually might mean he likes me?
Chloe Decker: Yes.
Trixie Espinoza: Well, since you shot Lucifer, it must mean you really like him.
(Chloe shows Trixie the movie she stared in)
Trixie Espinoza: I’ve seen this before, Mommy.
Chloe Decker: You have? Where?
Trixie Espinoza: I have the Internet.
Chloe Decker: Oh, right.
Trixie Espinoza: This isn’t even in HD.
Chloe Decker: Mm. Hmm. Well, what’d you think?
Trixie Espinoza: I thought it’s hilarious!
Trixie Espinoza: Lucifer!
Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, hello again, small human. (throws Barbie doll on the floor) Right, on you go, then. Go on, fetch away. Well, go on, then. Uh, is this too advanced for her?
Trixie Espinoza: You’re funny.
Trixie Espinoza: Are you looking at a no-no site?
Chloe Decker: No. Why would you think that?
Trixie Espinoza: Because you put it away so fast, and you look really, really guilty.
Trixie Espinoza: Did you know if you're ever mean to me, I can just go on this site and order a new mommy?
Chloe Decker: Oh, yeah? How you gonna pay for that?
Trixie Espinoza: Your credit card. I've gotten pretty good at your signature, you know.
Chloe Decker: I don't doubt that.
Mazikeen: Trix, sever their Achilles first. If they can't walk...
Maze and Trixie: They can't betray you.
Dan Espinoza: Hey, uh, as a thank you for watching Trixie, maybe we can go grab that coffee sometime?
Charlotte Richards: Uh, we got coffee this morning.
Dan Espinoza: Yeah.
Charlotte Richards: I'm kidding, Dan.
Trixie Espinoza: Dinner would be more romantic.
Charlotte Richards: Dinner it is.
Dan Espinoza: It's okay by me. (whispered to Trixie): You are the best wingman ever.
Trixie Espinoza: Why do you look worried about her?
Chloe Decker: I'm not worried about Maze. I'm worried about Canada.
Mazikeen: I need you to stay here and watch your mom.
Trixie Espinoza: That's true. Without the two of us, she's defenseless.
Chloe Decker: I don't know if I like what you're whispering about.