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(Linda is talking about everything she does with Charlie...)

Dan Espinoza: Wow, that is some schedule.

Linda Martin: I know, I know. It's a lot of work, but it's all about raising the best child possible. He's special.

Dan Espinoza: Yeah. We all think our own kid can walk on water, right?

Linda Martin: I hadn't thought of that... (writes on a post-it): "Cancel swimming lessons."

Dan Espinoza: Amenadiel, you got to stop playing vigilante. You can't make citizen's arrests on jaywalkers and littering.

Amenadiel: There was a sign. It was clearly forbidden.

Dan Espinoza: The kid was three years old.

Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.

Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.

Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.

Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.

Trixie Espinoza: I ate it.

Dan Espinoza: Mm-hmm.

Trixie Espinoza: But Lucifer said it was okay.

Dan Espinoza: Oh, really?

Trixie Espinoza: He said, if you really want to do something, you should. And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.

Dan Espinoza (to Chloe): Are you sleeping with this idiot?

Lucifer Morningstar: She hasn't had the pleasure, unfortunately, no.

Dan Espinoza: What in God's name are you doing here?

Lucifer Morningstar: Nothing in His name. Here on my own, actually.

Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?

Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?

Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?

Lucifer Morningstar: Daniel. Your head is mostly empty.

Dan Espinoza: Huh?

Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. And yet, you manage to do this improv thing. How do you come up with stuff on the spot like that?

Dan Espinoza: Well, the first rule of improv is "yes, and..."

Lucifer Morningstar: Yes and what?

Dan Espinoza: That's the name of the technique.

Lucifer Morningstar: Right. I've heard you talk about it before, but I don't actually understand what it means.

Dan Espinoza: Well, you agree with whatever's being said... yes. And then you say the first thing that comes to your mind... and.

Lucifer Morningstar: That makes no sense. But I'm desperate, so I'll try anything. Yes, and.

Dan Espinoza: She's some kind of a chemist. Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, uh, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. K-Pop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.

Dan Espinoza: Hey, uh, as a thank you for watching Trixie, maybe we can go grab that coffee sometime?

Charlotte Richards: Uh, we got coffee this morning.

Dan Espinoza: Yeah.

Charlotte Richards: I'm kidding, Dan.

Trixie Espinoza: Dinner would be more romantic.

Charlotte Richards: Dinner it is.

Dan Espinoza: It's okay by me. (whispered to Trixie): You are the best wingman ever.

Charlotte Richards: I switched to prosecution to try and be a better person... but I'm not helping anyone. I just keep screwing things up. I was really good at being the old me. The best. But I know I need to make a change. And I suck at it.

Dan Espinoza: No one expects you to change overnight. It's hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I've made plenty of mistakes, believe me. But I don't quit... and I know that counts for something. At least you're trying, right?

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