Dan Espinoza: It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone.
Lucifer Morningstar: But look at the size of the bruising, clearly not man hands.
Ella Lopez: I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.
Lucifer Morningstar: Dan doesn't count.
Trixie Espinoza: I ate it.
Dan Espinoza: Mm-hmm.
Trixie Espinoza: But Lucifer said it was okay.
Dan Espinoza: Oh, really?
Trixie Espinoza: He said, if you really want to do something, you should. And I really wanted to eat some chocolate cake.
Dan Espinoza (to Chloe): Are you sleeping with this idiot?
Lucifer Morningstar: She hasn't had the pleasure, unfortunately, no.
Dan Espinoza: What in God's name are you doing here?
Lucifer Morningstar: Nothing in His name. Here on my own, actually.
Dan Espinoza: Ooh, lemon bars. My favorite. Mmm. Oh, man, these are amazing. Who made 'em?
Ella Lopez: Uh, Pierce did. Would you believe that hunk bakes?
Dan Espinoza (spits out the bars): On second thought, who needs the empty calories?
Lucifer Morningstar: Daniel. Your head is mostly empty.
Dan Espinoza: Huh?
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. And yet, you manage to do this improv thing. How do you come up with stuff on the spot like that?
Dan Espinoza: Well, the first rule of improv is "yes, and..."
Lucifer Morningstar: Yes and what?
Dan Espinoza: That's the name of the technique.
Lucifer Morningstar: Right. I've heard you talk about it before, but I don't actually understand what it means.
Dan Espinoza: Well, you agree with whatever's being said... yes. And then you say the first thing that comes to your mind... and.
Lucifer Morningstar: That makes no sense. But I'm desperate, so I'll try anything. Yes, and.
Dan Espinoza: She's some kind of a chemist. Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop, found, uh, recipes for synthetic chemical compounds all filed under the label "KPOP." It's a kind of music, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, dear. Poor Daniel, so behind the times. K-Pop is a kind of Ecstasy. It's one of the best kinds, actually.
Dan Espinoza: Hey, uh, as a thank you for watching Trixie, maybe we can go grab that coffee sometime?
Charlotte Richards: Uh, we got coffee this morning.
Dan Espinoza: Yeah.
Charlotte Richards: I'm kidding, Dan.
Trixie Espinoza: Dinner would be more romantic.
Charlotte Richards: Dinner it is.
Dan Espinoza: It's okay by me. (whispered to Trixie): You are the best wingman ever.
Charlotte Richards: I switched to prosecution to try and be a better person... but I'm not helping anyone. I just keep screwing things up. I was really good at being the old me. The best. But I know I need to make a change. And I suck at it.
Dan Espinoza: No one expects you to change overnight. It's hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I've made plenty of mistakes, believe me. But I don't quit... and I know that counts for something. At least you're trying, right?
Dan Espinoza: I don't like Lucifer.
Reese Getty: Really?
Dan Espinoza: For starters, someone's been stealing my pudding. And I don't think it's a coincidence that it all started when he showed up.
Dan Espinoza (talking to himself): How can I even eat this after what I've seen? Is someone trying to tell me something?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if He is, don't let Him inside your head. Learn from my mistakes, Daniel.