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Mazikeen: Look... I know I'm not mom, or partner or whatever. But I...

Linda Martin: No. No, you're not. Come here. You are Auntie Maze. And you will always... be a member of this family.

Amenadiel: Linda's not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It's settled. Now, where do I put my knives?

Linda's Obgyn: Do you see that little protrusion right there? You're having a boy.

Amenadiel: A boy?

Mazikeen: Better luck next time.

Amenadiel: Do you see a second protrusion anywhere? Maybe even a third?

Linda's Obgyn: Typically, there's only one penis.

Amenadiel: Nah. I was looking for the wings.

Linda's Obgyn: The wings?

Linda Martin: You know what? I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels.

Linda's Obgyn: Oh, yes!

(Linda pulls roughly Amenadiel close to her...)

Linda Martin: Wait, wings?

Mazikeen: Is it true that human spawn erupt from their mothers' bodies in a ceremony of blood and pain?

Linda Martin: What? No.

Mazikeen: In hell... torture via birth was a favorite. If half of what we did is accurate... your sex holes are never going back to normal.

Linda Martin: Okay, Maze, erm... That's enough, thank you.

Linda Martin: Let's talk about what you're dealing with emotionally.

Mazikeen: Yeah, I really don't want to.

Linda Martin: Maybe it would help if I spoke your language.

Mazikeen: You speak Lilim? (speaks in Lilim...)

Linda Martin: What?

Mazikeen: No, guess not.

Linda Martin: No, I'm talking about violence. Come on, stand up.

Mazikeen: Okay. One, I like to fight when I'm happy or... horny. And, two, I really don't want to accidentally kill my best friend.

Mazikeen: Are you still upset about me trying to betray you and kill you? It was a month ago.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, of course not. What do you think I am? Human?

Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, how far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?

Mazikeen: Well, let's see. She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she's got a corporate credit card.

Lucifer Morningstar: Bollocks.

Goddess (watching food ad on tv): Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance that this boy is cooing about?

Mazikeen: You watching porn?

Lucifer Morningstar: I know that you'll always protect me. No matter how mortal I become, the Devil can depend on that.

Mazikeen: Yes, you can. Whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. Whether you see it coming or not.

Mazikeen: Maybe next time, I won't be around to save your ass.

Lucifer Morningstar: Mm! Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well. My front side, as well, actually.

Mazikeen: Your behavior is foolish.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on! You used to love danger. Since when did Hell's favorite torturer become my mother?

Coffee girl: And your name?

Mazikeen: Mazikeen.

Coffee girl: How do you spell that?

Mazikeen: Surprise me.

(Later gets her coffee with "Mike" on it)

Lucifer Morningstar: I’m not gonna hurt you, Justin, I’m going to destroy you.

Mazikeen: Oh, this is so hot. It’s like you’re punishing yourself.

Character from Lucifer

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