Ben Hargreeves: Why don't you like me?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because you're a huge puckering a**hole.

Ben Hargreeves: Okay, but you like the other Ben.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we love the other Ben.

Ben Hargreeves: Why? What was so special about him?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because he was a know-it-all. He was a scold. He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.

Ben Hargreeves: Those... Those are all bad things.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, but they looked great on him.