Joey Tribbiani: You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin.

Chandler Bing: You're kidding.

Joey Tribbiani: Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that.

Chandler Bing: You'd think I would've. Hey, how about Joey Heatherton?

Joey Tribbiani: Come on, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe. What do you think a good stage name for me would be?

Phoebe Buffay: Flame Boy.