Joey Tribbiani: That’s how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. What? Ross, tell him. Isn’t that how a tailor measures pants?

Ross Geller: Yes, yes, it is. In prison! What’s the matter with you?

Joey Tribbiani: What? That’s not? Oh, my God.

From Friends – Season 2 Episode 1: ‘The One with Ross’s New Girlfriend’ (2×01) | Produced by NBC