Alex Standall: What, they think these are gonna save someone's life? "Suicide's not an option"? Yeah, you know what? Clearly it is an option, you know? Why don't they put up a poster that says "Don't be a f*ckin' d*ck"? Why don't we put up that poster?

Clay Jensen: Yeah, that would be cool with me. I try not to be a d*ck.

Alex Standall: Yeah, we all try.