Linda Martin: How's that saying go? We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.

Lucifer Morningstar: The stars are just gas bags, and I never would have fed Oscar that line had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me.

Linda Martin: Oscar freakin' Wilde?

Lucifer Morningstar: Now, he was an interesting bachelor.

Linda Martin: So... Oscar, huh? Tell me everything.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well... he was straight when I first met him.