Linda Martin: How’s that saying go? We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars.
Lucifer Morningstar: The stars are just gas bags, and I never would have fed Oscar that line had I known how much I’d have to hear people quote it back to me.
Linda Martin: Oscar freakin’ Wilde?
Lucifer Morningstar: Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
Linda Martin: So… Oscar, huh? Tell me everything.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well… he was straight when I first met him.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 8: ‘Chloe Does Lucifer’ (3×08)
