Mickey Milkovich: Hey, what the f**k? Can I take a sh*t in private, please?

Mandy Milkovich: Douche bag, go find your boyfriend.

Mickey Milkovich: Get the f**k out! Close the door.

Mandy Milkovich: I looked for him all day yesterday and he's not answering my texts.

Mickey Milkovich: What the f**k are you talking about?

Mandy Milkovich: Don't play dumb with me. Ian! You know, you're the reason that he left. So go find him. I gotta go to work.

Mickey Milkovich: Not my f**king problem.

Mandy Milkovich: You know what? Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem.