Ian Gallagher: You call me a punk for wanting a boyfriend... but you're gonna marry someone who screws guys for a living!?

Mickey Milkovich: Who gives a sh*t? It's a f**king piece of paper.

Ian Gallagher: Not to me.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey. Come on. Look. Just because I'm getting hitched doesn't mean we can't still bang. Okay? All right?

Ian Gallagher: If you give half a sh*t about me...

Mickey Milkovich: Hey, hey.

Ian Gallagher: Half... don't do this.