Ian Gallagher: That wh*re that Mickey’s marrying… is an actual wh*re that works at Garden Springs Spa.
Lip Gallagher: Family discounts on Handy J’s.
Ian Gallagher: Terry made Mickey f*ck her to f**k the gay out of him.
Lip Gallagher: What? When?
Ian Gallagher: After he caught us together.
Lip Gallagher: Dude, how did I not know this sh*t?
Ian Gallagher: I didn’t tell you.
Lip Gallagher: I don’t know, did it work?
Ian Gallagher: I mean, he might have… faked it once or twice, but he wants to be with me. I know what he felt with me. You can’t fake that. And now this chick is pregnant.
Lip Gallagher: Ian. My brother. You need to get out there and f**k someone new, okay? And someone in his early 20s, not some old dude like Kash or Ned.
Ian Gallagher: F**k you. (laughs)
From Shameless – Season 3 Episode 10: ‘Civil Wrongs’ (3×10) | Produced by Showtime
