Joey Tribbiani: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?

Chandler Bing: Well, I like both eggs equally.

Joey Tribbiani: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.

Chandler Bing: What’s the difference? Your eggs aren’t here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

From Friends – Season 2 Episode 17: ‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ (2×17) | Produced by NBC