Klaus Hargreeves: I just gotta go into this place and pretend to be your dear old dad, correct?
Number Five: Yeah. Something like that.
Klaus Hargreeves: What’s our cover story?
Number Five: What? What are you talking about?
Klaus Hargreeves: I mean, was I really young when I had you? Like, 16? Like, young and… terribly misguided?
Number Five: Sure.
Klaus Hargreeves: Your mother, that sl*t. Whoever she was. We met at… the disco. Okay? Remember that. Oh, my God, the sex was amazing.
Number Five: What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain.
Klaus Hargreeves: Don’t make me put you in time-out.
From The Umbrella Academy – Season 1 Episode 2: ‘Run Boy Run’ (1×02)
