Monica Geller: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Ross Geller: Ok, Ok... Look, I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me. And so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child. And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

Judy Geller (to Monica): And you knew about this?