From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 18: ‘The Last Heartbreak’ (3×18)
Ella Lopez: They totally boned. (they = Chloe and Pierce)
Lucifer Morningstar: Miss Lopez, please don't be vulgar. The detective doesn't... bone.
Ella Lopez: Seriously, do you not see the epic fireworks? There's more chemistry over there than in my lab. And they just went to the Axara concert. It's a natural aphrodisiac.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if you're a pimply millennial, perhaps, but the detective is a grown woman with sophisticated tastes. Trust me, she's not so easily won over.
Ella Lopez: Oh, my God. You are totally freaking out right now.
Lucifer Morningstar: What?
Ella Lopez: About this coming between you and Chloe.
Lucifer Morningstar: Don't be preposterous. I'm not freaking out about anything.
Ella Lopez: It's okay. Okay, I-I get it. You're afraid that they're gonna start spending all their time together. You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?
Lucifer Morningstar: I assure you, Miss Lopez, that is the least of my worries. The chemistry in there is just a... a flash in the pan.
Ella Lopez: Exactly. A completely hot flash in the pan. Lucifer, what you and Chloe have is on a total other level.
Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. Nothing is changing.
Ella Lopez: Nope. Nope.
From Lucifer – Season 3 Episode 18: ‘The Last Heartbreak’ (3×18)
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