Jackson Avery: I already got my own thing going on, and, frankly, it’s a little more cutting-edge than what essentially amounts to an elective cosmetic procedure.

Catherine Avery: Oh, come on. Look, my birthday is coming up. You could think of this v*gina as your gift to me.

Jackson Avery: Now I’m gonna go smash my head in with a hammer and see if I can forget that you said that.

From Grey’s Anatomy: Season 14 Episode 12: ‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ (14×12)