Ben Hargreeves: Why don’t you like me?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because you’re a huge puckering a**hole.

Ben Hargreeves: Okay, but you like the other Ben.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, we love the other Ben.

Ben Hargreeves: Why? What was so special about him?

Klaus Hargreeves: Because he was a know-it-all. He was a scold. He was a tiny dark cloud on a perfect sunny day.

Ben Hargreeves: Those… Those are all bad things.

Klaus Hargreeves: Yeah, but they looked great on him.

From the TV series The Umbrella Academy – Season 3 Episode 8: ‘Wedding at the End of the World’ (3×08) | Produced by Netflix