Lucifer Morningstar: Do you think it’s possible I’ve given my power to everyone I’ve ever had sex with and just never knew it?
Linda Martin: Uh… Who, me? No.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, we did the deed, several times, and in, you know, all sorts of positions.
Linda Martin: Yes, I remember. How could I forget? Anyway… But, Lucifer, your mojo is like a superpower. I don’t have it. Or do I? I guess I’ve never tried.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, let’s try now. Come on. Lean in. Look into my eyes. Ask me what I desire.
Linda Martin: This is good. I mean…Lucifer… what do you desire?
Lucifer Morningstar: No. Nada. Totally limp.
Linda Martin: Oof. Ouch.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, that’s several million bullets dodged.
From Lucifer: Season 5 Episode 7: ‘Our Mojo’ (5×07) | Produced by Netflix
