Mickey Milkovich: Hey. You guys got plans today?

Iggy Milkovich: I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.

Mickey Milkovich: I need help killing somebody.

Colin Milkovich: Someone we care about?

Mickey Milkovich: No.

Iggy Milkovich: Knife, gun or tire iron?

Mickey Milkovich: Gun’s safest.

Colin Milkovich: Not with today’s forensics.

Mickey Milkovich: Fine, a knife.

Colin Milkovich: That’s a lot of blood flow. One drop left behind, that’s life in the joint.

Mickey Milkovich: Why don’t you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?

Iggy Milkovich: Kidnap and strangle.

Mickey Milkovich: Perfect.

(They start to gather the supplies…)

Iggy Milkovich: Where’s your rophenol?

Colin Milkovich: I ran out. That quinceañera over at Jamie’s. I got plenty of duct tape.

Mickey Milkovich: Get it.

From Shameless – Season 2 Episode 8: ‘Parenthood’ (2×08) | Produced by Showtime