Doctor: You have moles that large on your back? You need to get them checked out, have them removed.
Lucifer Morningstar: But I tried removing them in the past, but the stubborn buggers always seem to grow back. I just need you to dress them up a smidge. Maybe you could… attach some white feathers or tattoo them. Something cheery, flowers, maybe.
Doctor: Tattoo your moles? I was thinking maybe I could get you a discount on some botox, but…
Lucifer Morningstar: I don’t need botox, doctor! What I need is for you to fix them, because they are disgusting!
From Lucifer: Season 4 Episode 8: ‘Super Bad Boyfriend’ (4×08)
