Ross Geller: Today’s the day Carol and I first… consummated our… physical relationship. Sex.

Joey Tribbiani: You told your sister that?

Ross Geller: Believe me, I told everyone. I better pass on the game. I’m just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

Joey Tribbiani: The hell with hockey! Let’s all do that!

From Friends – Season 1 Episode 4: ‘The One with George Stephanopoulos’ (1×04)