Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Birthday Synchronicity’.
‘The Birthday Synchronicity’ is the 11th episode of season ten. (s10e11)

 

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Plot summary

The time comes for Howard and Bernadette to have their baby and the gang all wait together at the hospital. Meanwhile, it is Amy’s birthday and she and Sheldon plan on having their annual night of romance. (tv.com)

Top 15 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×11

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

  1. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Birthday Synchronicity' (10x11) - Howard Wolowitz (to Raj): I know you were just trying to help. (to Bernadette): I love you. Rajesh Koothrappali: I love you, too. We're good.
    Howard Wolowitz (to Raj):
    I know you were just trying to help. (to Bernadette): I love you.
    Rajesh Koothrappali: I love you, too. We’re good.
  2. Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): Childbirth, looming coitus? This is a banner night for female genitals.
  3. Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon, what took you so long?
    Sheldon Cooper: Wolowitz might hand out cigars. I had to find my bubble gum cigar so I could join in without looking foolish.
    Leonard Hofstadter: Damn, I need my inhaler.
    Penny Hofstadter: Just don’t smoke.
    Leonard Hofstadter: No, I went down the stairs too fast.
  4. Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, first deliveries can be slow.
    Sheldon Cooper: I am starting to rethink the Flash onesie I bought this kid.
  5. Penny Hofstadter: Well, we could go to a bar.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Well…
    Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, I can breathe again. Babe, they want to have sex.
    Penny Hofstadter: Oh, of course! The annual birthday booty spectacular!
    Sheldon Cooper: That’s a bit childish, isn’t it?
    Penny Hofstadter: I’m sorry, and what flavor is your bubble gum cigar?
    Sheldon Cooper: Grape. I find it the most mild.
  6. Amy Farrah Fowler: I mean, the mood’s a little different now. We-we don’t have to rush.
    Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I know, but Leonard and Penny think we’re doing it, and I don’t want to disappoint them.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: And the mood continues to change.
  7. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Birthday Synchronicity' (10x11) - Amy Farrah Fowler: I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter. Sheldon Cooper: Wowza. Amy Farrah Fowler: I got a Gryffindor robe for you. Sheldon Cooper: Oh... A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff? How scandalous.
    Amy Farrah Fowler:
    I thought I’d let Harry Potter make things hotter.
    Sheldon Cooper: Wowza.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: I got a Gryffindor robe for you.
    Sheldon Cooper: Oh… A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff? How scandalous.
  8. Rajesh Koothrappali: I’ve spent nine months helping Bernadette get ready for this baby. And Howard spent five minutes conceiving it. And I’m being generous.
    Sheldon Cooper: Five minutes? We must be doing it wrong. It took us hours.
  9. Sheldon Cooper: I just learned Amy went to a theme park without me, but I’m not going to ruin her birthday. I’ll wait, and ruin 24 individual hours sprinkled throughout the year.
  10. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (about Howard’s Mom): I didn’t know her five minutes and she asked, “Are you a Milky Way or a Snickers girl?”
    Howard Wolowitz: Thank God you answered right, we wouldn’t be here today.
  11. Amy Farrah Fowler: We’ve all come a long way. There’s a lot to be proud of.
    Rajesh Koothrappali: For God’s sake, just drive in the knife, why don’t you!
    Stuart: What’s your problem?
    Rajesh Koothrappali: Well, you’re all thinking that I’m the only one who hasn’t done anything worthwhile.
  12. Howard Wolowitz: Do you want me to get the nurse?
    Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: No! If one more person puts their fingers near my uterus, I’m gonna cross my legs and snap ’em off!
  13. Penny Hofstadter: You know, Raj, honey, you’re being too hard on yourself. When I first met you, you couldn’t even talk to women. I mean, you couldn’t even talk if one was in the room.
    Rajesh Koothrappali: Oh, great, now I can say things like “I can’t believe you’re breaking up with me.” “Why are you breaking up with me?” “Yes, I’ll still help you move””
  14. Howard Wolowitz: I can’t wait for Halley to meet her new aunts and uncles and godfather. (Looks at Raj)
    Rajesh Koothrappali: Really?
    Howard Wolowitz: Of course.
    Rajesh Koothrappali: You hear that, Stuart?! I’ve got a dog and a godchild, you have nothing!
  15. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Birthday Synchronicity' (10x11) - Amy Farrah Fowler: I was afraid you'd be too tired. Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I just saw a magic train and reported somebody for cutting the line. If that's not foreplay, I don't know what is.
    Amy Farrah Fowler:
    I was afraid you’d be too tired.
    Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I just saw a magic train and reported somebody for cutting the line. If that’s not foreplay, I don’t know what is.

 

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