Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Relaxation Integration’.
‘The Relaxation Integration’ is the 3rd episode of season 11. (s11e03)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

Sheldon and Amy are in the midst of wedding planning, Sheldon wanting to ensure that everything is to his specification. He’s narrowed the actual wedding day to one of eighty choices. However, in Sheldon’s sleep, Amy finds that he has started to sleep talk, dreaming Sheldon who is more easy going and laid back than awake Sheldon has ever contemplated being, especially wedding planning Sheldon. Confused, Amy turns to Leonard and Penny for advice and counsel about what it all means, she believing it could be stress induced from the wedding planning. Amy isn’t sure if she should tell Sheldon about it. But Sheldon does find out, he who has to decide what to do with the information. Meanwhile, Bernadette is planning on taking a new colleague named Ruchi out for drinks after work. Howard wants Bernadette to set Ruchi up with either Raj or Stuart, which she refuses to do. But Raj and Stuart both do find out about Ruchi, and both want to date her. Ruchi may have some say in the matter. (IMDb)

Top 12 ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quotes from 11×03

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x03 - Amy Farrah Fowler: You know, ever since I was a young girl, I-I've dreamed of a June wedding, maybe on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset. Sheldon Cooper: Sure. Sounds wonderful. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean up. (mumbling to himself): Outdoor wedding. I know what I'll be using that cliff for.

Sorted chronologically as quotes appear in the episode.

  1. Sheldon Cooper: It’s not just a date… it’s a textbook optimization problem. There is a perfect date… just like there’s a perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert.
    Penny Hofstadter: Mm. There’s no perfect dessert.
    Sheldon Cooper: Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaur with chocolate frosting, a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, not touching. You’ll see. You’ll have it at our wedding. 
  2. Amy Farrah Fowler: We just need a weekend date that’s completely boring and uneventful.
    Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Too bad you didn’t get your ducks in a row, ’cause tonight would have been perfect. 
  3. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (about new coworker): She’s new in town, and I want to make her feel welcome. And let her know the office is full of liars before everyone tells her I’m mean. 
  4. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I just met this woman. Why don’t I wait a little and get to know her? Maybe I won’t like her, and then I’d be happy to ruin her life with Stuart or Raj.
    Howard Wolowitz: That’s all I ask. 
  5. Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon’s a complicated man.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: He said “whatev.”
    Leonard Hofstadter: Give him a brain scan… that might be a tumor. 
  6. Sheldon Cooper: I found the perfect wedding date.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: That’s terrific!
    Sheldon Cooper: No, it’s not. It was May 19, 1996. We would have had a lovely wedding.
    And our honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, you were 16.
    Sheldon Cooper: And in Texas… no one would have batted an eye. Oh, wait, it’s no good. That’s the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: And it’s in the past! 
  7. Sheldon Cooper: I see why you turned it off. That guy sounds like an idiot.
    Penny Hofstadter: Honey, that’s you.
    Sheldon Cooper: Don’t be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous. Like a Caucasian James Earl Jones. “Luke, I am your father.” See? 
  8. Amy Farrah Fowler: It’s plausible that when we’re asleep, aspects of our personality that we repress might come out.
    Sheldon Cooper: Don’t try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig! And for the record, you make noises when you sleep, and I’ve never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw. 
  9. Sheldon Cooper: You’re proposing that the self is an illusion, and that we actually have multiple centers of consciousness that are communicating with one another?
    Penny Hofstadter: In laymen’s terms, yeah.
    Sheldon Cooper: Huh. Interesting. So you don’t believe there’s a Cartesian self that underlies the flux of experience?
    Penny Hofstadter: Maybe in my twenties, not anymore. 
  10. Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): I want you to be in charge of our wedding. Just you tell me where and when, and I will show up with a boutonniere and close-toed shoes and a… a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo. That last part is non-negotiable. 
  11. Amy Farrah Fowler: You know, ever since I was a young girl, I-I’ve dreamed of a June wedding, maybe on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset.
    Sheldon Cooper: Sure. Sounds wonderful. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go clean up. (mumbling to himself): Outdoor wedding. I know what I’ll be using that cliff for. 
  12. Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x03 - (Sheldon's dream) Sheldon Cooper: Do we grant Laid-Back Sheldon a seat on the council? Laid-Back Sheldon: Hey, whatever you guys want. I'm just chillin' like Bob Dylan. Science Sheldon: Negative. Texas Sheldon: Heck, no! Germaphobe Sheldon: I don't feel well. Fanboy Sheldon (about Humorous Sheldon): Can we kick him out, too?
    (Sheldon’s dream)

    Sheldon Cooper: Do we grant Laid-Back Sheldon a seat on the council?
    Laid-Back Sheldon: Hey, whatever you guys want. I’m just chillin’ like Bob Dylan.
    Science Sheldon: Negative.
    Texas Sheldon: Heck, no!
    Germaphobe Sheldon: I don’t feel well.
    Fanboy Sheldon (about Humorous Sheldon): Can we kick him out, too?

 

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