Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Lucifer’s episode ‘My Brother’s Keeper’.
‘My Brother’s Keeper’ is the 14th episode of season 3. (s03e14)
Top 10 ‘Lucifer’ Quotes from 3×14
Sorted chronologically as the quotes appear in the episode.
- Lucifer Morningstar: This was much easier in The DVC.
Marcus Pierce: DVC?
Lucifer Morningstar: My research text. Also a movie. By the way, Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Also a movie. Not as helpful, though.
Marcus Pierce: Your research was watching The Da Vinci Code?
Lucifer Morningstar: And the sequels.
- Trixie Espinoza: We’re wearing the same shirt!
Trixie and Ella: Sushi shirt!
Mazikeen (from around the corner): I don’t know what’s going on out there, but I hate it!
- Mazikeen: Trix, sever their Achilles first. If they can’t walk…
Maze and Trixie: They can’t betray you.
- Lucifer Morningstar (to Pierce): Brothers. Am I right? I mean, you get it. You killed yours. I wish I had that option.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Tiffany, what is it you desire?
Tiffany: To punch every millennial in the face.
Lucifer Morningstar: Really? I mean, I don’t disagree, but still.
Tiffany: They’ve ruined our entire industry. With their social consciousness and ethical issues. Sales are way down because of them.
- Marcus Pierce (to Amenadiel): You put this mark on me. Now you’re gonna tell me how to get rid of it.
- Amenadiel: I know that my Father is punishing you because you killed your own brother.
Marcus Pierce: Yeah, notice anyone else in here who plotted to kill his own brother?
Amenadiel: No, that was different.
Marcus Pierce: Well, it was only different ’cause you failed.
Amenadiel: We are nothing alike.
Marcus Pierce: Yeah, you’re right. At least I had the balls to do it myself. You pawned the task off on someone else, you’re worse. And if this is the punishment that I get for my crimes, what do you deserve?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I’m sure if any other cop had been working this case, he would have ended up in prison or worse. So, well done, Detective.
Chloe Decker: Oh, my God. Did the world just turn upside down? Did you just admit to being wrong?
- Amenadiel: Father cursed him for a reason. I know you think you’re friends with Pierce. I get it, but I am warning you, Luci. He has but one selfish goal. And working with him will only incur Father’s wrath.
Lucifer Morningstar (laughing): What the…? That’s the bloody point.
- Amenadiel: All that I am saying is that this alliance with Pierce will not end well.
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, one can only hope. And all I’m saying is that if you continue to meddle, Amenadiel… then you will be in my way.
Amenadiel: Well, then, Brother.
Lucifer Morningstar: Yes.
Amenadiel: I guess I’ll be in your way.
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