Enjoy the best quotes from Lucifer’s episode ‘The Would-Be Prince of Darkness’.
The Would-Be Prince of Darkness’ is the third episode of season 1. (s01e03)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about, here is synopsis.


When a 22-year-old future superstar quarterback wakes up to find a dead girl floating in his swimming pool, he turns to his friend, Lucifer, for help. Lucifer enlists Chloe to investigate the case, which leads to the world of big money sports and people who will literally kill to be number one. (Wikia)

Top 10 Lucifer quotes from 1×03

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode

Lucifer quote from 1x03 - Justin (Lucifer's imposter): You know who you're messing with? I'm Lucifer freaking Morningstar!

  1. Lucifer Morningstar (to Ty): I’m fascinated. I mean, do you know how rare you are? A celebrity virgin in Los Angeles, and surrounded by temptation. I mean, you, Ty, are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby. Without, uh, having sex, of course.
  2. Ty Huntley: Lucifer. Wake up. Something really bad happened.
    Lucifer Morningstar:
    Well, I hope you enjoyed every minute of it.
  3. Mazikeen: That was the LAPD.
    Lucifer Morningstar:
    Ah, was Detective Decker calling to apologize? Unless it involves lingerie, I don’t accept.
  4. Chloe Decker: You step out of line one time…
    Lucifer Morningstar:
    You can give me a right-good spanking, I promise.
  5. Chloe Decker: Finally, some rain. Maybe someone up there is looking out for us.
    Lucifer Morningstar:
    I can assure you, he’s in no way meteorologically inclined. Apart from the whole Noah thing, and that was a one-off.
  6. Lucifer Morningstar: Do I get a code word? You know, for when you take her down. If so, might I suggest “monkey bottoms”? ‘Cause trust me, I can work that into any sentence quite naturally.
  7. Lucifer Morningstar: Mm, you checking for a wire or are you just pleased to see me?
  8. Justin (Lucifer’s imposter): You know who you’re messing with? I’m Lucifer freaking Morningstar!
    Lucifer Morningstar:
    Oh… Are you now?
  9. Lucifer Morningstar: I’m not gonna hurt you, Justin, I’m going to destroy you.
    Oh, this is so hot. It’s like you’re punishing yourself.
  10. Lucifer Morningstar (after throwing Joe from the window): Did I squeeze too hard?

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