Miranda Bailey: I have a secret. I don't even need this contest, 'cause I just signed a contract with a manufacturer. Mm. I'm gonna be rich. We're going to make the TrailBlazer. Me and Midnight Pleasures, Inc. My husband said, "You really want to go into business with a sex-toy company?" I said to him, "I have a colonoscopy device. It goes into people's rectums. This company already has items that function similarly. Don't make it nasty."

April Kepner: Wait. What? You're making your colonoscopy TrailBlazer with a sex-toy company?

Miranda Bailey: Meredith Grey called it the "TailBlazer." That's where I got the idea.