Ron Weasley: Well, how was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric... and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him... conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from the Ministry... and frightened of failing her OWLs because she's worrying about everything else.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode.

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...