50+ Best 'Ron Weasley' Quotes

Ron Weasley: Want to know why I listen to that radio? To make sure I don't hear Ginny's name, or Fred, or George or Mom.

Harry Potter: You think I'm not listening? You think I don't know how this feels?!

Ron Weasley: No, you don't know how it feels! Your parents are dead. You have no family.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) | (At the ministry, Ron as Cattermole...) Ron Weasley: Oh, my God. What am I gonna do? My wife's all alone downstairs. Harry Potter: Ron, you don't have a wife. Ron Weasley: Oh, right. (At the court room...) Mary Cattermole: It's Harry Potter. Ron Weasley: It is, isn't it? This'll be one to tell the kids. (Running from the ministry...) Ron Weasley: Mary, go home. Get the kids. I'll meet you there. We have to get out of the country, understand? Mary, do as I say. (Mary kisses him and Ron turns back into himself... the real Cattermole shows up...) Reginald Cattermole: Mary? Who's that? Ron Weasley: Long story. Nice meeting you.

Harry Potter: Come with me.

Ron Weasley: What, and leave Hermione? You mad? We wouldn't last two days without her. Don't tell her I said that.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) | (After drinking the Polyjuice everyone looks like Harry...) Fred and George Weasley: Wow, we're identical. Alastor Moody: Not yet, you're not. George Weasley: Haven't got anything a bit more sporting, have you? Fred Weasley: I don't really fancy this color. Alastor Moody: Well, fancy this, you're not you. So shut it and strip. Mundungus Fletcher: All right, all right. Alastor Moody: You'll need to change too, Potter. Fleur Delacour: Bill, look away. I'm hideous. Ron Weasley: I knew she was lying about that tattoo. Hermione Granger: Harry, your eyesight really is awful.

Harry Potter: No. Absolutely not.

Hermione Granger: I told you he'd take it well.

Harry Potter: No, if you think I'm gonna let everyone risk their lives for me, I...

Ron Weasley: Never done that before, have we?

Harry Potter: No. No. This is different. I mean, taking that, becoming me. No.

Fred Weasley: Well, none of us really fancy it, mate.

George Weasley: Imagine if something went wrong, and we ended up a scrawny, specky git forever.

Ron Weasley: These girls, they're gonna kill me.

Ron Weasley: What do you suppose Dean sees in her? Ginny?

Harry Potter: Well, what does she see in him?

Ron Weasley: Dean? He's brilliant.

Harry Potter: You called him a slick git not five hours ago.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, well, he was running his hands all over my sister, wasn't he? Something snaps, and you've gotta hate him, you know? On principle.

Harry Potter: I suppose.

Ron Weasley: So, what is it he sees in her?

Harry Potter: I don't know. She's smart, funny. Attractive.

Ron Weasley: Attractive?

Harry Potter: You know, she's got nice skin.

Ron Weasley: Skin? Dean dates my sister because of her skin?

Harry Potter: Well, no, I mean, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.

Ron Weasley: Hermione's got nice skin. Wouldn't you say? As skin goes, I mean.

Harry Potter: I've never really thought about it. But, I suppose, yeah. Very nice.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | Minerva McGonagall: Why is it when something happens it is always you three? Ron Weasley: Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the same question for six years.

Harry Potter: What've I missed?

Ron Weasley: Sorting Hat urged us all to be brave and strong in these troubled times. Easy for it to say, huh? It's a hat, isn't it?

Hermione Granger (about Harry): Will you stop eating? (beats him with a book) Your best friend is missing!

(Harry walks in...)

Ron Weasley: Oi. Turn around, you lunatic.

Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Quote from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | Ron Weasley: How much for this? Fred and George Wealey: Five Galleons. Ron Weasley: How much for me? Fred and George Weasley: Five Galleons. Ron Weasley: I'm your brother. Fred and George Wealey: Ten Galleons.

Harry Potter: But this is Hogwarts we're talking about. It's Dumbledore. What could be safer?

Hermione Granger: There's been a lot of talk recently that... Dumbledore's got a bit old.

Harry Potter: Rubbish! Well, he's only... What is he?

Ron Weasley: Hundred and fifty? Give or take a few years.

(They all laugh)

Quote from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) | Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me. Hermione Granger: What's that? Harry Potter: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us... we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have. Ron Weasley: Yeah? Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.

Ron Weasley: You did everything you could. No one could win against that old hag.

Hermione Granger: Even Dumbledore didn't see this coming. Harry, if it's anyone's fault, it's ours.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, we talked you into it.

Harry Potter: Yeah, but I agreed. I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is make things worse. Anyway, that doesn't matter anymore. Because I don't want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. And the more you care, the more you have to lose. So maybe it's just better to...

Hermione Granger: To what?

Harry Potter: To go it alone.

Ron Weasley: Well, how was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric... and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him... conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from the Ministry... and frightened of failing her OWLs because she's worrying about everything else.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode.

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...

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