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Hermione Granger (about Harry): Will you stop eating? (beats him with a book) Your best friend is missing!

(Harry walks in...)

Ron Weasley: Oi. Turn around, you lunatic.

Ginny Weasley: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Harry Potter: But this is Hogwarts we're talking about. It's Dumbledore. What could be safer?

Hermione Granger: There's been a lot of talk recently that... Dumbledore's got a bit old.

Harry Potter: Rubbish! Well, he's only... What is he?

Ron Weasley: Hundred and fifty? Give or take a few years.

(They all laugh)

Ron Weasley: You did everything you could. No one could win against that old hag.

Hermione Granger: Even Dumbledore didn't see this coming. Harry, if it's anyone's fault, it's ours.

Ron Weasley: Yeah, we talked you into it.

Harry Potter: Yeah, but I agreed. I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is make things worse. Anyway, that doesn't matter anymore. Because I don't want to play anymore. All it does is make you care too much. And the more you care, the more you have to lose. So maybe it's just better to...

Hermione Granger: To what?

Harry Potter: To go it alone.

Ron Weasley: Well, how was it?

Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.

Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric... and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him... conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from the Ministry... and frightened of failing her OWLs because she's worrying about everything else.

Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode.

Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...

Dolores Umbridge: You will please copy the approved text four times... to ensure maximum retention. There will be no need to talk.

Hermione Granger: No need to think's more like it.

Hermione Granger (about Umbridge): That foul, evil, old gargoyle. We're not learning how to defend ourselves. We're not learning how to pass our OWLs. She's taking over the entire school.

Harry Potter: I suppose Viktor's already figured it out.

Hermione Granger: Wouldn't know. We don't actually talk about the tournament. Actually, we don't really talk at all. Viktor's more of a physical being. (laughs) I just mean he's not particularly loquacious.

Harry Potter: Mm-hm.

Hermione Granger: Mostly, he watches me study. It's a bit annoying, actually.

Hermione Granger: You know the solution then, don't you?

Ron Weasley: Go on.

Hermione Granger: Next time there's a ball... pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does! And not as a last resort.

Ron Weasley: Well, that's... I mean, that's just completely off the point. Harry.

Hermione Granger (to Harry): Where have you been? Never mind! Off to bed, both of you.

Ron Weasley (to Harry): They get scary when they get older.

Hermione Granger: Ron, you spoiled everything!

Hermione Granger: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him... that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid's looking for you.

Harry Potter: Is that right? Well, you... What?

Hermione Granger: Uh... (Goes back to Ron) Are you sure you won't do this?

Ron Weasley: You do it.

Hermione Granger: Dean was told by Parvati that... Please don't ask me to say it again. Hagrid's looking for you.

Harry Potter: Well, you can tell Ronald...

Hermione Granger: I'm not an owl!