Maia Roberts: Who knew dating a college boy would come in handy.

Simon Lewis: Oh, no.

Maia Roberts: What? Was it the word "dating?"

Simon Lewis: No, no! It was the word college! I mean, I haven't been to school in forever! Classes started like a week ago, and my mom already paid the meal plan. And I don't even eat anymore! So she's out, like, three grand, and then... Wait... are we dating?