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Sheldon Cooper: Dad, do you believe that fossils are millions of years old?

George Cooper Sr.: I guess. Why?

Sheldon Cooper: Well, Mom believes the world was only created 6,000 years ago.

George Cooper Sr.: Yeah. So?

Sheldon Cooper: Are these differences a sticking point in your marriage?

George Cooper Sr.: Not at all.

Sheldon Cooper: Why?

George Cooper Sr.: Simple. We never talk about it.

Sheldon Cooper: So you just avoid discussing topics you don't agree on?

George Cooper Sr.: At all costs.

Sheldon Cooper: Hearing that further convinces me I'll never get married.

George Cooper Sr.: Never say never.

Sheldon Cooper: Why not? You just said it twice.

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Scientist: Missy, what do you think is happening in this picture?

Missy Cooper: The girl monkey on the couch is telling the guy monkey a secret. Must be something juicy, 'cause he's smiling. It might be dirty, 'cause this girl monkey is sending the kid monkey out of the room. He doesn't want to go. He looks sad. The monkeys on the couch are drinking tea, so it's a tea party.

Scientist: Okay, very good. Let's look at another picture.

I'm not done. The monkey in the painting is wearing an old lady hat, so she's probably a meemaw monkey. She's not at the party, so she must be bowling or dead.

George Cooper Sr.: Well, Missy won that round.

John Sturgis: It's actually not a contest, George.

Missy Cooper: This is Texas. Everything's a contest.

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Sheldon Cooper: I was going through our expenditures and noticed our grocery bills are up 12 % compared to last quarter. Any idea why?

George Cooper Sr.: There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free.

Meemaw: There's a person at the other end of the table that eats for three.

George Cooper Sr.: Good night. Sweet dreams.

Missy Cooper: Mom gives us kisses.

George Cooper Sr.: Fine.

Missy Cooper: Mm, your beard is scratchy.

George Cooper Sr.: Too bad. Sheldon?

Sheldon Cooper: I respectfully pass.

Missy Cooper: Mom also does the good night dance.

George Cooper Sr.: Now you're just screwing with me. Night.

Sheldon Cooper: You should've gone with "sings us a lullaby."

Missy Cooper: Yeah, I got cocky.

Sheldon Cooper: And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian because they're not affected by original sin.

Missy Cooper: You should've been there; Pastor Jeff almost started crying.

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.

Mary Cooper: That's your fault for having a hangover.

George Cooper Sr.: Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning after Saturday night.

Mary Cooper: These are parents we can actually relate to.

George Cooper Sr.: Yeah, sure.

Mary Cooper: All the times we wonder if we're doing right by Sheldon or how to handle him, we finally have someone to compare notes with.

George Cooper Sr.: There's notes? I just been winging it.

George Cooper Sr.: Let me tell you about my day. I got yelled at by the principal for benching a linebacker who's flunking English. Then I got yelled at even more by the kid's parents. Then I had to break up a fight in the locker room. Got elbowed in the neck.

Sheldon Cooper: That's a rough day.

George Cooper Sr.: That was all before 10:00 a.m. So I get what you're going through. But you'll notice, I didn't come home and take it out on you.

Sheldon Cooper: No, you didn't.

George Cooper Sr.: I want you to get back in there, apologize to everyone, and finish your dinner.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, sir.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): My father's wisdom touched me deeply. Which is why, to this day, no matter what I'm going through, I am never irritating or abusive to any of my friends or loved ones. Ask them. They'll tell you.

George Cooper Sr.: I know you're worried, but... he needs to experience the world a little bit. Why not let him do it when most of it's asleep?

Mary Cooper: I suppose you're right.

Meemaw: Maybe having this mutt next door won't be so bad. Shelly could end up getting used to it.

George Cooper Sr.: That's true. Remember when he got all freaked out by the fruit at the bottom of yogurt? Now he eats it no problem.

Mary Cooper: He still makes me stir it.

Meemaw: Maybe you could start out with a small pet, and work your way up. Like a turtle.

Mary Cooper: He says they carry salmonella.

Meemaw: A gerbil?

Mary Cooper: Apparently, they caused the plague.

Georgie Cooper: What about a bird?

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, I know that one. They'll steal his hair to make a nest.

George Cooper Sr.: Morning, Herschel.

Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. Uh, you didn't see a dog wandering around here, did you?

George Cooper Sr.: No. Y'all get a dog?

Herschel Sparks: Uh, sort of. We took him in after my brother-in-law had to go live in a gated community.

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, that sounds nice, uh, they got a no pets policy?

Herschel Sparks: He's in jail, George.

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Meemaw: There's something about him. I mean, he's smart as hell, and gentle and funny. Not always on purpose, but he's funny. I never met anybody like him.

George Cooper Sr.: Sounds like Sheldon.

Meemaw: Now, why would you go and put that thought in my mind?

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George Cooper Sr.: Did you understand any of it? (Theoretical physics lecture)

Meemaw: Not a word. But he had on a tweed jacket with the elbow patches, so he must know what he's talking about.

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Georgie Cooper: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?

George Cooper Sr.: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.

Georgie Cooper: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.

Meemaw: You're not even his third favorite.

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