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Missy Cooper Quotes

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Sheldon Cooper: Hello. I was just brushing my teeth like I do every night. Haha. Nothing new there.

Mary Cooper: You all right?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. I'm cool. I'm very cool.

Missy Cooper: Tell Sheldon what cool means.

Mary Cooper: Hush. Sweet dreams. Love you.

Sheldon Cooper: Love you, too, 'cause you're my mom. Haha.

Missy Cooper: You're so weird.

Sheldon Cooper: More than usual?

Missy Cooper: No, I guess not.

Sheldon Cooper: Perfect.

George Cooper Sr.: Good night. Sweet dreams.

Missy Cooper: Mom gives us kisses.

George Cooper Sr.: Fine.

Missy Cooper: Mm, your beard is scratchy.

George Cooper Sr.: Too bad. Sheldon?

Sheldon Cooper: I respectfully pass.

Missy Cooper: Mom also does the good night dance.

George Cooper Sr.: Now you're just screwing with me. Night.

Sheldon Cooper: You should've gone with "sings us a lullaby."

Missy Cooper: Yeah, I got cocky.

Sheldon Cooper: And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian because they're not affected by original sin.

Missy Cooper: You should've been there; Pastor Jeff almost started crying.

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.

Mary Cooper: That's your fault for having a hangover.

George Cooper Sr.: Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning after Saturday night.

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Missy Cooper: Do you think we're stupid?

Georgie Cooper: Sheldon's in college right now, and we can't figure out your homework. What do you think?

Missy Cooper: Sometimes I tell myself I only look stupid because he's so smart.

Georgie Cooper: Give me the book. Don't just sit there, make me a sandwich.

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Missy Cooper: There's a list of sentences, and you're supposed to say if each one's a complete sentence or not.

Georgie Cooper: The first one is, "Most people in the country". That doesn't sound like a sentence.

Missy Cooper: But ask me who drives pickup trucks.

Georgie Cooper: Who drives pickup trucks?

Missy Cooper: Most people in the country.

Georgie Cooper: Well, now it does sound like one.

Missy Cooper: I told you, it's confusing.

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Missy Cooper: Can you help me?

Georgie Cooper: With what?

Missy Cooper: I don't understand my homework.

Georgie Cooper: You're asking me? I don't understand my own homework.

Missy Cooper: I know, but you're all I got.

Georgie Cooper: What kind of homework is it?

Missy Cooper: Grammar.

Georgie Cooper: I ain't great with grammar.

Missy Cooper: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.

Georgie Cooper: I guess. Gimme.

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Mary Cooper: It's interesting that an adult would need his mother to sign a consent form.

Missy Cooper: And here we go.

Sheldon Cooper: I don't need you to sign it, the school does.

Mary Cooper: So you're saying even the school doesn't think that you're mature enough to make all your own decisions.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): In that moment, I was so angry with her, I almost opened the jar.

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Mary Cooper: Sweetie, is someone bothering you?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes.

Mary Cooper: Who is it?

Sheldon Cooper: I'd rather not talk about it.

Mary Cooper: No, I want a name right now. (to Missy): Have you been hurting him?

Missy Cooper: Only with my words.

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Meemaw: What do you think, George? Is it time to have "the talk" with him?

Missy Cooper: What talk?

Mary Cooper: No talk. Nobody's talking.

Sheldon Cooper: If "the talk" is in regards to human reproduction, I already understand how that works.

Mary Cooper: How do you know that?

Missy Cooper: I told him.

Mary Cooper: Oh, Lord.

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Mary Cooper (to Sheldon): What on earth do we need a computer for?

Missy Cooper: Yeah, we got you and your big head.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no. We're going to jail.

Missy Cooper: Georgie's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

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Mary Cooper: You want me to cook those eggs for you, baby?

Missy Cooper: No. They're a gift.

Mary Cooper: Sorry.

Missy Cooper: He even wrote me a note. "Eggs from your secret admirer, Billy."

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